ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

i wonder how long it will take for hcf to realize i drive a mitsubishi:)


As soon as you post about the tranny exploding ;)


Melanie, you have an aweful graphic sense of humor, I can only assume your sexual adventures include a lot of the above said activities...

man i'm glad this is all in fun...people would be so pissed...and if any of the above sexual adventure ARE true, for anyone, in any way....SHHHH!!! don't tell us

Remmy,

how long is your car gonna have a mismatched spoiler? Stop spending all yo dough on Forty's underware and get that thing painted

ORIGINAL: Forty04
Melanie, you have an aweful graphic sense of humor, I can only assume your sexual adventures include a lot of the above said activities...


You can't insult me by saying I have expertise any more than I can insult you by saying that you bang lots of chicks.

You've had 7 pages of practice to get ready for me. I had thought you were ready. Was I wrong?

hehe the tranny was just replaced.. i have a 6 month warranty.. just dont come crying to me.. cause i have a spyder..haha.. and it will be turboed:)... fun stuff... remmy and forty.. keep relationships to urself.. and lbh im sure has some crazy nights... too bad you ghey folk cant get any of that...

yes...too bad indeed

Hey LBH, have you ever had food served on you?

strawberries and lil black hatch sound good together.. especially with a lil choco. syrup

^Thanks romance now im craving strawberries, chocolate syrup, and nude chicks for lunch and me with no cashage. THANKS ALOT.........turd

As soon as you post about the tranny exploding



BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I think someone's just bitter cause I turned them down when they asked me to go to the prom with them....

Well, at first you said yes... but then you got mad after I said you had snakes in your head.

But really LBH, dont take your anger out on me because the government ordered you to be spade to prevent multiplication of yourself.

keep relationships to urself.


Hmm... I wonder what your 'hidden romance' really is... :eek:

BTW LBH, I was drunk off my ass when I asked you to prom. But then I sobered up and realised you were not Elisabeth Shue.

So the only way to keep yourself busy is to reply to yourself, eh? That's so sad it's almost cute... in a deformed, retarted, three legged puppy with asthma on downers kinda way.

I know that no matter how hard you try to hide it, you're still hurt that I turned you down. It's ok, really it is. But the sooner you can admit the pain, the sooner your healing process can begin.

And I think that you need to end it with Forty. That relationship is only hurting the both of you. You need to start over, start small, and take baby steps. I hear MHR is single...

^You cant do better than that? Here is a pic of me so you've got better material.

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Christ man! There may be children on this site! Thake that sh!t down before you injure someone.

ORIGINAL: Remmy

^You cant do better than that? Here is a pic of me so you've got better material.

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Run Forest...Run!!!
The fact that LBH is single handedly Whupping your azz is pretty entertaining though.

LBH was [sm=type.gif] on the internet and found the [sm=badbadbad.gif] thread. She proceeded to [sm=drooldude.gif] all over Remmy's picture. But then played it off like it was pathetic. But she is really [sm=icon_flaming.gif] because Remmy blew her off on the prom thing
because he was [sm=icon_guiness.gif] prior.


Now on the other hand youve got wierdo MHR sitting in Forty's closet taking [sm=Flahssssss.gif] but [sm=ts.gif]'ly [sm=hail.gif] Forty and [sm=boohoo.gif] himself to [sm=sleeping.gif] at night knowing he will never be as [sm=bling.gif] as remmy and forty.

But wait!!! What do I hear!? A [sm=violin.gif] playing in the background for LBH and MHR! You two ought to [sm=kissykissy.gif] which is long overdue for you two tight asses. Now I can return to say [sm=admin.gif] and get some well deserved [sm=sleeping.gif].

Wow. You went to all that work for me? That's so sweet. Creepy, but sweet.

But I'm still not sleeping with you, no matter how many pm's you send me. I'm sorry man, but I'm saving myself for Pete. At least he bathes.

hi im pete

You smell

ORIGINAL: Little Black Hatch

Wow. You went to all that work for me? That's so sweet. Creepy, but sweet.

But I'm still not sleeping with you, no matter how many pm's you send me. I'm sorry man, but I'm saving myself for Pete. At least he bathes.


I didnt want to sleep with you. Please omit that from your head.

You should know by now that Forty is the only one for Remmy.

And you should know by now the Chicago Bears suck... like you do all over the forum

They are better than the saints. [:'(] I'm surprised Reggie Bush hasn't jumped infront of a bus yet.

ORIGINAL: Remmy
I didnt want to sleep with you. Please omit that from your head.


For the love of God I wish I could, but I can't burn images you sent me out of my brain.... I mean... geeze.... Wonder Woman? Why?! That wasn't right.

And cut Agent some slack. He's like 10. He doesn't know any better.

^ the next time you have a thought.....


just let it go.

You're the one with the school girl crush on remmy

remmy wants to be wonder woman and a gay spider man

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^ that may be but at least I dont drive a purple car. flamo.

i don't drive the purple coupe now my wife does your just jealous because your taxi oh i mean civic isn't purple spidy

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ORIGINAL: dj_ipirate

remmy as a child



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Remmy had an M60 as a kid?...im jealous...musta been compensating for something....

He was one fat kid. Did you drown your problems in twinkies Remmy?

ORIGINAL: AgentofDarkness

He was one fat kid. Did you drown your problems in twinkies Remmy?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.....its funny 'cuz it's true!

twinkie boy

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ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

twinkie boy

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LOL PWNAGE

First off, I dont need to compensate for anything, after all I drive a Civic. Not a truck on big wheels.

Second, Purple, you seem too proud of the fact there is a purple car in your midst.

Third, AK, you only fantasize about guns because you are too much of a wuss to use bare fists.

4th, Mccm, the only pwnage you ever saw is when you found me and your mom in YOUR bedroom.

ORIGINAL: SI2000

hi im pete


I wouldnt try to get into LBH pants too quick. She will probably give you something doctors wouldnt know what to call.

Ummmyeah....I'm in a boxing gym here in Salt Lake,plus i do amateur fights as well as punching anybody who crosses me wrong...


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Note this is just backyard boxing with "friends" notice HE's the one with the dirt on his back...not me :D

oh yeah...speaking of guns.....20ga shotguns are for girls who cant handle a 12 ga....[sm=boosign.gif]

the purple attracts all the women it got me my wife unlike your taxi oh i mean civic twinkie boy

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ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

the purple attracts all the women it got me my wife unlike your taxi oh i mean civic twinkie boy



Unfortunately your wife is a Fat Transsexual Elvis Impersonator!


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ORIGINAL: Remmy

4th, Mccm, the only pwnage you ever saw is when you found me and your mom in YOUR bedroom.


im pretty sure i witnessed pwnage when you walked in on your mother and i in YOUR CIVIC [sm=smiley20.gif]

lol what a good thread

nope wrong pic

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oh yeah ak someone is watching you

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That pic is too far away...here's a closeup of her/him...Obviously she's doing well 'cuz look at the bling!

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Yeah...that cat is toast!

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So, ak.... that YOU being punched!? No wonder you like guns. You guys are all about me eating twinkies... look at AK, he looks like he live at a twinky factory.



Purple, please dont pass it off like "the wife drives it"


Mccm... cmon, you can do better. You are just dillusional and confused that you found your dad 'hugging' his friend in a different way.

found a pic of remmys showcar

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ORIGINAL: Remmy

Mccm... cmon, you can do better. You are just dillusional and confused that you found your dad 'hugging' his friend in a different way.



im pretty sure the dillsuion and confusion comes from your the intense workout your mother gave me.

About the 20ga shotgun thing.. its known as "the gentlemans gun" Which means its more of a challenge. Utilizing a 12ga gun only means that you are a panzy and cant aim for sh!tAbout the 20ga shotgun thing.. its known as "the gentlemans gun" Which means its more of a challenge. Utilizing a 12ga gun only means that you are a panzy and cant aim for sh!t

ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

found a pic of remmys showcar

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At least its not purple.

And Mccm, im glad you like corpses... moms been gone for about 10 years.

ORIGINAL: Remmy

And Mccm, im glad you like corpses... moms been gone for about 10 years.

my bad dude. feel free to delete those posts.

Hey now...why we gotta be bringin other people's mommas into this?

Gentlemen shmentlemen....you just cant handle the recoil like a REAL MAN!!!!

BTW I found a pic of you that you didnt want me to see!

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Thats the problem with mom jokes. If the mom in question is dead, you look like a douche.

ORIGINAL: AgentofDarkness

Thats the problem with mom jokes. If the mom in question is dead, you look like a douche.

ill agree to that. i look like a douche.

ORIGINAL: AgentofDarkness

Thats the problem with mom jokes. If the mom in question is dead, you look like a douche.

so true....oh...btw MccM...you got Pwned!!!!!!

wtf is really going only been gone a week with out the internet and all you guys are now figthing. I love this place. btw I hate domestics

Thats why i've been holding back the mom jokes, i've made some really good ones in my day. One of my best is "Your mom is like the subway, $2.00 and you get to ride all day."

well you sir are a festigio... see i can make stuff up too

My personal fav was
Your momma's breath is so bad that when she burps her teeth duck!

ORIGINAL: AK47



BTW I found a pic of you that you didnt want me to see!

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^ *shutters*... ooohhh gggoooddd i think i am goign to be sick,

ORIGINAL: AK47

My personal fav was
Your momma's breath is so bad that when she burps her teeth duck!


I'v heard that one before, i thought my momma joke up one day when me and my buddies were cracking mom jokes at each other.

ORIGINAL: AK47

Ummmyeah....I'm in a boxing gym here in Salt Lake,plus i do amateur fights as well as punching anybody who crosses me wrong...


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Note this is just backyard boxing with "friends" notice HE's the one with the dirt on his back...not me :D


Jeeze Dewey, you look like you guys are going at it pretty hard, are you the bitch or the butch in the relationship? i am assuming butch since he lets you go ontop.

Hey...If Im the butch its ok. that means i have all the power...atleast I dont have my woman hump me in the pooper with a blow up Yoda doll.....like someone named Tim I know...wait...i wasnt supposed to tell anybody about that!

oh a yoda man

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What can i say... i like star wars.... anyone have a Leia Costume my girlfriend can borrow?

ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

What can i say... i like star wars.... anyone have a Leia Costume my girlfriend can borrow?


Are you sure YOU arent the one who's gonna wear it?

DAMNIT DEWEY!!!! i told you not to tell people... that is the LAST time that i EVER dress up for you... i mean... we had the whole insest thing going on there, you would be Vader, i would be Leia... but NOOOOOO you had to screw everything up..... IDIOT!!!

Do you still wanna pet my wookie?

And i thought the wonder woman/spider man thing was weird.

Wookie??? more like an Ewok... all the fur 1/16 the size

^^^^remmy likes wookies

BUT YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE!!!!!

I lied....

Fine....then you get NO JEDI LOVE!!!!!
You're gonna have to use the force from now on....see how that works!

well the force has always worked better then you ever did.... i think i will stick with Hand Solo from now on...

oh thats cooooollllddd......just like your bedsheets!

and for all the people who like the "your momma" jokes, here is a book for you... but i am assuming you already have it

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ak he said it was a good size because hes not as gay as you and at least he couldnt feel it. but im glad he confirmed for all of us that your gun really is compinsating for something

Eh...Whaddya gonna do? gotta have something to fill my hands right?

WOW! This is going WAY better than it did the first time around, I love it! Really gives everyone a chance to show a side they dont usually get to display, without running the risk of being called a complete asshole.


....god damn, with a name like Dewey, I'd wanna fight and play with guns all the time too..

ORIGINAL: Forty04

WOW! This is going WAY better than it did the first time around, I love it! Really gives everyone a chance to show a side they dont usually get to display, without running the risk of being called a complete asshole.


....god damn, with a name like Dewey, I'd wanna fight and play with guns all the time too..




So you can see why I'm so messed up right?
Dewey is the nickname,Derek is the real name!
Thinking about it...hey photoshop b!***.....MAKE ME A SIG!

what, you can't ****in' read either?!? s t r i k e = no work!

ORIGINAL: Forty04

what, you can't ****in' read either?!? s t r i k e = no work!


You can only strike if you get paid!!!!!!;);)

your on a chop strike why????

cause he injured his finger clicking on the mouse one two manytimes, and he has to cry about it.

he is like the forum "Bret Farv"

hahah but bret farve is actually halfway good at what he does

ORIGINAL: dj_ipirate

cause he injured his finger clicking on the mouse one two manytimes, and he has to cry about it.

he is like the forum "Bret Farv"



I'd rather be a cry baby football star, than a metrosexual raver ;)

that metrosexual raver "dj" get it right[8D]

ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8

hahah but bret farve is actually halfway good at what he does


Not anymore, him and the Packers suck now. The guy should just retire and not destroy his legacy any more. He had a terrible season last year, and he will prolly have a repeat this year. The packers have no o-line, which is the reason they got eaten alive by the bears. Go Bears!

ORIGINAL: AgentofDarkness


ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8

hahah but bret farve is actually halfway good at what he does


Not anymore, him and the Packers suck now. The guy should just retire and not destroy his legacy any more. He had a terrible season last year, and he will prolly have a repeat this year. The packers have no o-line, which is the reason they got eaten alive by the bears. Go Bears!

Brett didnt have anyone decent to throw too! Yes he's getting old, but hes the only 3 time mvp. And were you even alive when the bears last one a super bowl??????!?!?! Lol

Favre was a good quarterback, he is prolly one of the best. Jordan was also the best, but you saw what happened when he made his comeback to the Wizards. Jordan hurt his reputation more than he helped it coming out of retirement. An athelete has to know when he is too old to play anymore, and i think that Favre is too old. And no i wasn't alive during the Bears superbowl run, but i watched nearly every game last season and i will do the same for this season and every other season.

This is the roast thread right? American football is gay! You should all play rugby.

We are not panzies, therefore we don't play rugby.

Incompetent ****S!!! you can't even stay on topic... and with American Football, they need their "protective gear" to hit each other with, Rugby they just hit each other eith their heads... sounds like the americans are the panzies... why do you think they have so many guns in their army... i think they are compensating for something:eek:

Have you ever seen those rugby guys? They are always grabbing each other. Something is definatly fishy there. Do you play rugby with Forty Remmy?

Go Fiirkan! And he's right about the rugby, you can get your face smashed in and your ears pulled off!

Do you play rugby with Forty Remmy?

HA HA HA!

What kind of fag pulls ears off? The reason we americans were protection is we have something to protect, you brits have nothing of value to protect.

Yes you have to protect those big clever brain's you yank's have.

Those clever brains brought you things like the light bulb, the telephone, and the assembly line (the reason you can afford a car)

Dont get me started on inventions, You are fighting a losing battle there.

Just like you guys fought WW II, until we showed up.

Oh and the light bulb was invented by Humphry Davy in 1809, And guess what he was british.

We still beat your ass, twice.

^ so you are admitting that you give it in the ass??

And if you hadnt of shown up nazi germany may have taken one of the strongest nations in the world, along with our collonies and huge navy. Then amassed a huge force and taken america as well, so its a good job you did help out, and well your government knew it at the time.

We had the A-bomb, so we coulda just nuked Berlin and that would have been the end of it.

Oh yeah we invented the jet engine too. put that one in your pipe and smoke it!

You only amassed the technology to create the atom bomb towards the end of the war and through our help, so it would of been too late by then.

ORIGINAL: Mossy

but he does get his condoms out of a quarter machine, and they break often. which explains why he has at least one illegitimate child with each of these women.
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You should end your life for posting that. ;)

those are remmys women they love a silver civic sedan ^^^^^^^

now i know why remmy didn't like his first girlfriend

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ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

Incompetent ****S!!! you can't even stay on topic... and with American Football, they need their "protective gear" to hit each other with, Rugby they just hit each other eith their heads... sounds like the americans are the panzies... why do you think they have so many guns in their army... i think they are compensating for something:eek:



HAHAHAHA, Listen to the Canuck talk about armed forces. "Oh ya, we canadians don't need to fight eh?"

wow this thread was the best idea ever....Football does suck unless your talking about Futbol! i love soccer played it all my life!!!PISS OFF YOU WANKS! always wanted to say that...but you can't hear the british accent impersonation

ORIGINAL: Forty04
.....on a sad note, I haven't been to a beach in years.

Cause the last time you where there the people kept trying to get you back in the water right?


ORIGINAL: Forty04
Well, I'm a golfer, haha. ....... I've always wanted to come out and swing the sticks at the Pines.

And he finally admits he likes to play with balls...his yours...doesn't matter much. When he wants to swing his stick, just don't tell him to play through.... ( )*( ) and don't bend over to much in front of him.;)

and he says he likes to swing sticks hhmmm what kind of sticks

ORIGINAL: Forty04


ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

Incompetent ****S!!! you can't even stay on topic... and with American Football, they need their "protective gear" to hit each other with, Rugby they just hit each other eith their heads... sounds like the americans are the panzies... why do you think they have so many guns in their army... i think they are compensating for something:eek:



HAHAHAHA, Listen to the Canuck talk about armed forces. "Oh ya, we canadians don't need to fight eh?"


Yeah forty, little do you know that the Canadian Military spent 20 million dollars on our new BAA's... but what they arent telling people is that Baa stands for Bows and Arrows lol

and why do we Canadians need to fight anyway, i mean we are like the little brother to the americans, the US tell the UN that they are going to war, and they say "well be sure to take Canada with you", then the US is like "AHHHH do we have to ??".... i wish i could remember what Comedian sai.... MIKE MACDONALD THAT'S IT!!!... that guy kicks ass

Find a clip of that^ id like to see that.


Btw, all of your moms are whores.

^^^^ my mom died in 2001:(

ORIGINAL: Remmy

Btw, all of your moms are whores.


What a douche

ut wait!!! What do I hear!? A playing in the background for LBH and MHR! You two ought to which is long overdue for you two tight asses. Now I can return to say and get some well deserved

quote:

keep relationships to urself.


Hmm... I wonder what your 'hidden romance' really is... .

my hidden romance.. really isnt mine.. i made it when i found out my dad was leaving our family..cause i was gonna email him a million times with it.. but i left out that when i went to email him and just dont talk to him anymore...


i guess in all honesty.. its my obession with cars.. cause i would hiddenly be married to my car over some girl who requires more money.. atleast my car doesnt bitch about the presents i give her...

and kissing lbh is not the idea of the day.. but im glad you dream about lbh and i making out..


And I think that you need to end it with Forty. That relationship is only hurting the both of you. You need to start over, start small, and take baby steps. I hear MHR is single...


lbh.. only single cause ur not here..

So MHR, you still writing your book? Gonna make alot of money? Gonna get owned by everyone in this thread when it sucks?

yeah.. im still writing my book.. ill metion you in the last chapter.... all the ppl that i wish to make sure burn for bashing my book... i have almost a full chapter for it!!!!! but for you... ill let be number one

ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

yeah.. im still writing my book.. ill metion you in the last chapter.... all the ppl that i wish to make sure burn for bashing my book... i have almost a full chapter for it!!!!! but for you... ill let be number one


Here's the thread where MHR really got owned.

Ouch, the owning was fierce. (http://www.hondacivicforum.com/m_184826/tm.htm)

Plus, I'm too lazy to explain it to everyone. :D

i didnt get owned.. you just started bashing.. like a lil baby.. but like the nice person i am i dropped that long ago.. but re reading it.. if anyone wants a 9-11/iraq connection my mom wrote a paper about it..

the only part where any of you might have gotten me caught up was on the bringing out the fact i use slang while talking online.. i tend just to make it short so i dont have to type alot .. im sorry im lazy!?

and silva.. thanks for being a ground pounder...

I just think it's funny how defensive you get when anyone challenges you. And I would like it very much if I was not mentioned in your book/toilet paper substitute. Slang? I thought you were getting owned for not being able to spell. And being 19 and actually thinking you'd be taken seriously when it comes to the topic you are writing about.

You don't step in the ring with Ali cause you think you box.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :D

That would be some expensive toilet paper.

yeah the spelling.. its cuz i dont want to take the time while typin to work on grammar and spelling.. dont they teach you anything in the army?

ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

i didnt get owned.. you just started bashing.. like a lil baby.. but like the nice person i am i dropped that long ago.. but re reading it.. if anyone wants a 9-11/iraq connection my mom wrote a paper about it..

the only part where any of you might have gotten me caught up was on the bringing out the fact i use slang while talking online.. i tend just to make it short so i dont have to type alot .. im sorry im lazy!?

and silva.. thanks for being a ground pounder...


Not a ground pounder, once again your lack of research is evident.

ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

yeah the spelling.. its cuz i dont want to take the time while typin to work on grammar and spelling.. dont they teach you anything in the army?


Dude, I'm not in the Army.

ORIGINAL: silverbullet

Dude, I'm not in the Army.


Thats cause you've been eating twinkies with remmy

twinkie boys and remmy's fav super hero gay spidy

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I got higher than a 23 on my ASVAB, so there's no way I'm in the Army. :D

what was ur asvab score?? i got a rough estimate of 73

94 on the real one, and when I took the practice test with the recruiter I got an 85. Everyone does better on the real one.

LBH...bring your sassy ass back in here and teach Remmy a lesson....;)

I can generally hold my own against lbh. Butthe only lesson I will be taught is when you get pwned by lbh herself

ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

twinkie boys and remmy's fav super hero gay spidy

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The sad fact STILL remains that I do not have a purple car (of all things) under my house hold.

you just wish you had a sexy purple civic and gay spidy is in your house hold

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why is it that you look for any excuse to use that spiderman .gif :eek:

i just thought you liked it :D

I wish I could say the same for you.

:(:(:(:(:(

ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

:(:(:(:(:(


Here's a beer to cheer you up. [sm=icon_cheers.gif]

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Remmy..Why would you "hold your own" if LBH was with you? She could hold it for you..I let her borrow my magnafier.

Say, isnt that why you have a magnifier?

I have the magnifier to burn little peons...
but really...dude tell your mom to shave her mustasche...I'm making no money on her. Matter fact the corner has been empty since your sister and her have been out "working" for me.

Your mom is no better dogmeat. The corner i got her on is down 500%.

Hmmm...I guess Remmy won't be allowed any more freebies then. By the way how did that job down at the YMCA work out for your dad AoD?

I dont have a sister. Say, that dog in your avatar looks just like the one I sold to some chinese dude the other day

ORIGINAL: Dogmeat

Hmmm...I guess Remmy won't be allowed any more freebies then. By the way how did that job down at the YMCA work out for your dad AoD?


My dad was too straight, but your dad was more than gay enough to get the job

Weekend break...LOL

I dont have a sister
Dude....I thought your brother wasn't going to say anything about the sex change just yet...sorry[sm=sorry.gif]

My dad was too straight, but your dad was more than gay enough to get the job
Dude..my dad is just hunting pedifiles..the Job is just a cover story. By the way the guys down at the bar said the same thing about your dad..weird...especially since it was gay night, and they where having the biggest co<k contest. Said he couldn't hardly wait to show it off to them.;)

ORIGINAL: Dogmeat


Dude..my dad is just hunting pedifiles..the Job is just a cover story.


Takes one to catch one

lmao. man this thread is great.

here's what remmy did this weekend

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The twinky thing is quite old, get some new material (if memory serves, i think the twinky joke was mine originally).

ok my bad how about remmy's date for this weekend

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ohhhhhh snap, remmy was burned!!!!!!!!!

click on thumbnail image haha

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wow that hurttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.... my question is why are they all picking on the purple coupe... they cant help it you enjoyed watching barney when you were... 18-19 wanna get some green spots put on it??? no hate no hate...

ahhh i never get any respect

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KKKKKKAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That is all you need to do to get respect

special beam cannonhttp://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/8815/asppg_Vs554591352.gif

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but the Kamekameha is more powerful then the special beam cannon, i mean come on Picolo does kick ass, but has he destroyed a planet in one shot??? i don't think so;) although i did like the way he trained Gohan....*goes to download some DBZ episodes*....

as for everyone else you are all a bunch of scrotum eating douchebags,... especially you Ohiocivic :D

well how about super vegetohttp://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/8815/asppg_Pn354063397.gif

ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

but the Kamekameha is more powerful then the special beam cannon, i mean come on Picolo does kick ass, but has he destroyed a planet in one shot??? i don't think so;) although i did like the way he trained Gohan....*goes to download some DBZ episodes*....

Dude, I wouldnt be talking any kind of **** after a paragraph like that. That goes for you too purpleciviccoupe

Talk about geekwads

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I like that one.^^ Brett Favre FTW

Last i remember, the Bears beat the Packers twice and there will be a repeat this year. Favre burned out, the Packers suck big time. Remember, the BEARS made it to the 2ND round of the playoffs. The packers won like 3 games.

ORIGINAL: AgentofDarkness

Last i remember, the Bears beat the Packers twice and there will be a repeat this year. Favre burned out, the Packers suck big time. Remember, the BEARS made it to the 2ND round of the playoffs. The packers won like 3 games.

And had a hundred injuries.... Favre is obviously outta his prime, but he's still one of the greatest quarterbacks ever. I could honestly care less about pro football, they just care about the money. College football is where its at.

Boo Hoo Hoo, why don't you make some more excuses? Looks like the only way the Packers are gonna win is if they can pity the other team into throwing the game.

ORIGINAL: AgentofDarkness

Boo Hoo Hoo, why don't you make some more excuses? Looks like the only way the Packers are gonna win is if they can pity the other team into throwing the game.

oh god.... Whens the last time the bears won a super bowl? If there so fvcking amazing why havent they got any rings in the last 20 years? [>:]

That team was worth 20 years of greatness, that was the best team in NFL history.

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You should be one to talk, your a panzy.

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ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

but the Kamekameha is more powerful then the special beam cannon, i mean come on Picolo does kick ass, but has he destroyed a planet in one shot??? i don't think so;) although i did like the way he trained Gohan....*goes to download some DBZ episodes*....

Dude, I wouldnt be talking any kind of **** after a paragraph like that. That goes for you too purpleciviccoupe


Don't say an unkind word about the DBZ, I pity the fool that does.

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i'm just kidding agent this is my sucky team

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ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

i'm just kidding agent this is my sucky team



I know, this is the roast thread. And yea, the titans suck (alot).

go tn!.. kidding.. steelers.. they are the suckiest..haha.. now.. as for purple coupe being a panzy... at least he has balls enough to drive a purple car unlike you

tell me about it :eek:
ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

go tn!.. kidding.. steelers.. they are the suckiest..haha.. now.. as for purple coupe being a panzy... at least he has balls enough to drive a purple car unlike you

Apparently he doesnt. When I accused him of that he pulled the 'Its not mine, its the wifes' card on me.

she does drive it but i have to sometimes jesh no respect

i heard remmy's getting plastic surgery next month but i don't see a differance

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ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

go tn!.. kidding.. steelers.. they are the suckiest..haha.. now.. as for purple coupe being a panzy... at least he has balls enough to drive a purple car unlike you


My dad's car is the same color and also my primary mode of the transport (other than my feet). I have been the butt of many jokes. My mom picked the color when i was 7, today i would never allow that to happen.

ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

i heard remmy's getting plastic surgery next month but i don't see a differance



They are doctors, not god

bahwhahahahaha

ORIGINAL: silverbullet


ORIGINAL: 05 civic


ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

but the Kamekameha is more powerful then the special beam cannon, i mean come on Picolo does kick ass, but has he destroyed a planet in one shot??? i don't think so;) although i did like the way he trained Gohan....*goes to download some DBZ episodes*....

Dude, I wouldnt be talking any kind of **** after a paragraph like that. That goes for you too purpleciviccoupe


Don't say an unkind word about the DBZ, I pity the fool that does.

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dberneyn/mr%20t.jpg

Why?? Am i gonna get lazer tazer morphin blasted?

no kamekamehaedhttp://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/8815/asppg_Pn354063397.gif

Seriously, DBZ is stupid.

ORIGINAL: PURPLECIVICCOUPE

i heard remmy's getting plastic surgery next month but i don't see a differance

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I thought it was more like this one...

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DBZ is for eleventeen year olds! i hated that sh!t when i was in 8th grade! now i see some panzy asses on here in like their 20's creamin over some green dude that is obviously way over animated (muscles) and japanimation sux ass! im in animation and they take the lazy ass way out of animating actual frames

AND FOR THE TENTH TIME FOOTBALL BLOWS!!!!

the DBZ anime sucks. the manga is sweet tho.

ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8

AND FOR THE TENTH TIME FOOTBALL BLOWS!!!!


No you blow, literally.

ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8
AND FOR THE TENTH TIME FOOTBALL BLOWS!!!!

Says the guy with no athletic ability....

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ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8
AND FOR THE TENTH TIME FOOTBALL BLOWS!!!!

Says the guy with no athletic ability....


i've played soccer since i was in 3rd grade, skated since 7th grade, Moto X since 6th grade
put that in your pipe and smoke it ho!

ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8


i've played soccer since i was in 3rd grade, skated since 7th grade, Moto X since 6th grade
put that in your pipe and smoke it ho!


Skating and motocross hardly count as athletic sports. The bike does all the work in MotoX and i'm sure skating is a very grueling activity (sarcastic tone).

more grueling then you sitting there looking at free porn 15 second videos while u play with urself all day long

ORIGINAL: AgentofDarkness
and i'm sure skating is a very grueling activity (sarcastic tone).



WOW! Ignorance really IS bliss.


You go skate at a park for an hour or so and tell me its not an athletic activity.

Of course without reliable transportation the only option left is to skate....and act like it doesn't bother you.."Yeah..I like to skate..it's good exercise. Oh my car?...yeah...still saving up for the NAWZ baby."
Are you guys talking about like ICE skating queens or rolling up on the asphault?

I challenge your skating for an hour or so...to Beach volleyball for an hour or so...LOL Come on and sweat you little piggies.;)

beach volleyball?! Get serious..





....you're "that guy" that wears a ****ing speedo aren't you? [:@]

I can't believe a guy admitted to playing volleyball, and LIKING IT!! haha he prolly wears the men's bikini bottm not the speedo lol

ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8

I can't believe a guy admitted to playing volleyball, and LIKING IT!! haha he prolly wears the men's bikini bottm not the speedo lol



hahaha, I believe they refer to that as, The Banana Hammock

damn i like beach volleyball... and no i wear shorts..but damn the girls at the college dont:).. i challenge all of you to 2 years of special forces training then see whos the pussy afterwards..

I'm not like you two hanging out together because it's a "guy" day....You guys make a sweet couple too.
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I would wear board shorts to play in the sand...and yes I like volleyball. Crook..I'd love to see you say that to some of the people who play V-Ball at the beach...Just to see how fast you could run.

How is skating hard? You move only move one foot at a time AND you have wheels. Usually you don't even move around alot. All the skaters i know are also lazy slackers.

lazy slackers that probably have calfs of steele, skating is alot more rigorous then you think Agent, even if it is ice skating, have you ever seen a hockey players leg, they don't get that big from exercising all day you know...

have you ever seen a hockey players leg, they don't get that big from exercising all day you know...
Yeah...they get that way from kicking and screaming while they pull each others hair out...
That's what I was saying about V-ball...running in sand and heat makes you look like you wear your skin one size to small.

i wear my veins one size to big.. they always pop on my arms causing ppl to ask me if im ok..cause my veins are popping like crazy

hahahah this is great, and ill say whatever to whoever, as long as they dont have a gun or a pit bull, i can out run them.
before my accident i was one of the fastest in my class, Quarter mile in under six minutes lol never took track tho, it's gay and i don't need to show off i can run, then cops will pay more attention to me lol and bring back up.
i have to be good at running, thats how my people got here " VAMOS!!!"

^ lol...not touching it.

ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8

i was one of the fastest in my class, Quarter mile in under six minutes lol never took track tho



bunch of fat cake eating mofos... i would hope ur damn mile would be under 6 mins... i can run a 8:30 on a mile and a half... that was with the flu...

thats weak i can run that in 7:30 with my bad knee and running with a cane

ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance


ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8

i was one of the fastest in my class, Quarter mile in under six minutes lol never took track tho



bunch of fat cake eating mofos... i would hope ur damn mile would be under 6 mins... i can run a 8:30 on a mile and a half... that was with the flu...




The only thing your getting done in 8 and a half minutes is your bedroom routine. And that's including foreplay.

I wouldn't be talking, your the one breaking world records.

lol yea I guess your right. I mean I'm not one to bragg or anything but it's not my fault I can send your girl into convultions in around 4 minutes. Eitherway how about them bears...........ha that alone made me laugh

Can you say #1 Defense in the NFL?

which has got them where?

2nd round of the play offs with a rookie quarterback.

Wow that sure hangs the banners from the rafters. We need more to post, I like talking trash on forums(even though I dont want to do it in the general direction of any certain HCF'er)

i get more poon...........

ORIGINAL: silverbullet


ORIGINAL: 05 civic


ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

but the Kamekameha is more powerful then the special beam cannon, i mean come on Picolo does kick ass, but has he destroyed a planet in one shot??? i don't think so;) although i did like the way he trained Gohan....*goes to download some DBZ episodes*....

Dude, I wouldnt be talking any kind of **** after a paragraph like that. That goes for you too purpleciviccoupe


Don't say an unkind word about the DBZ, I pity the fool that does.

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dberneyn/mr%20t.jpg


Damn, DBZ??? I am pretty sure my little brother watched that when he was 8... and it was awful then.. And what are you doing posting at 11:50pm?? Isn't that past your bedtime..

that is pretty funny. i can't believe that even that they watch DBZ

I'd only admit to watching the real JDM version of DBZ....it gives siezures...LOL

By the way...since when is it wrong for an adult to watch cartoons? You don't hear Stan Lee complaining do you?

But its a kids cartoon. If it was something like the Simpons, Futureama, Family Guy, South Park, etc then there wouldn't be anything funny about it. But DBZ? They show it after school...

i watch kim possible now and then... :)... now marty as for bedroom routine.. ask ur g.f she would know it dont stop... non stop at least a few hours... im like a honda.. runs forever

i watch anime when im bored, dbz is pretty gay tho, i really want to C the originals tho, C if they really so give seizures!!! haha...yea, i wont touch the bedroom subject...dont wanna piss any particular person off about what happend with there girl lastnight...caugh caugh MHR...caugh caugh...haha yea................

ok about dbz i only watch the jap version the one we have here is gay and mhr watching kim possible come on now

seriously, i only watched kimpossible, when i was at my friends house, and me and him watched it when we were watching his little brothers and sisiter, while his parents were gone, so only like 4-5 times...lol...

Wow, I thought this was a Roast thread, not a thread discussing which cartoons are better and little boys hopes to get a girl (or guy) in bed - especially when they know that the only ones they can get are their sisters or that blow up doll named Suzie in the closet. Damn, I wish the 'pros' would chime back in, then it would make this boring crap more enjoyable..

well dude i was going to say something about you and your girl friend but it looks like you have enough on your hands http://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/8815/asppg_Mh216185462.jpghttp://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/8815/asppg_Mk258111554.jpg

Hey khanselman,
I heard that you New Yawkers have a funny accent from giving each other BJs all the time ....is that true? cause the guys down at the corner bar said they'd be happy to help you meet your weekly quota.

well who would drive a purple civic only sissy boys and lily pickers

hmmmmmmmmm i think the purple civic thing has been overdone come up with something new

i bet civkik's civic is actually purple, he just dont he to admit it...lol...

ORIGINAL: Dogmeat

Hey khanselman,
I heard that you New Yawkers have a funny accent from giving each other BJs all the time ....is that true? cause the guys down at the corner bar said they'd be happy to help you meet your weekly quota.


See, that would be funny IF I was from NY CITY... not upstate NY.. And I believe the "Yawkers" type accent you are talking about is more of a Boston/Jersery accent..

And what's with all the "you're gay", "no you're gay" roasts - if I can call them a roast? I guess a roast in some peoples mind is the easy, childish way to flame someone and look ignorant at the same time..

Representing the 7thgen **** talkers ^^^^

ORIGINAL: khanselman

ORIGINAL: Dogmeat

Hey khanselman,
I heard that you New Yawkers have a funny accent from giving each other BJs all the time ....is that true? cause the guys down at the corner bar said they'd be happy to help you meet your weekly quota.


See, that would be funny IF I was from NY CITY... not upstate NY.. And I believe the "Yawkers" type accent you are talking about is more of a Boston/Jersery accent..

And what's with all the "you're gay", "no you're gay" roasts - if I can call them a roast? I guess a roast in some peoples mind is the easy, childish way to flame someone and look ignorant at the same time..

Dont be mad that you cant come up with any low brow comments to fan the flames of hatred on the roast thread.
This isnt a thread for intelligent commenting..its a thread for low brow comments that get under people's skin..
Kind of like the rash purple gave remmy the other day...

ORIGINAL: AK47

Kind of like the rash purple gave remmy the other day...



Thats nothing compared to the rash your mom gave me last night. OUCH!

kim possible is ok.. but spongebob gets you pussy.. now as for what happened with my girl last night... considering i have about 15 girls i call my girl right now... if u only hit one.. thats fine.....

and really gawdddddd who the **** drives a purple civic.. i mean... i could see remmy or forty... but i think daryl has some balls to be proud of it

haha, i thank you for lettin me hit 1 of 15...lol...we dont need to know about your rashes agent, but imo you need to get that checked out, and that wasnt his mom, that was an allie cat

ORIGINAL: hondaracer05

haha, i thank you for lettin me hit 1 of 15...lol...we dont need to know about your rashes agent, but imo you need to get that checked out, and that wasnt his mom, that was an allie cat


No need to cover up your beastiality fetish with lies

you dont need to lie to feel welcome on here, we will still talk to you, not as much but...

ORIGINAL: hondaracer05

you dont need to lie to feel welcome on here, we will still talk to you, not as much but...


Just b/c ur not welcome at petsmart anymore doesn't mean i don't feel welcome here.

DUDE, i told you not to tell anyone about what ahppend, that was just between me and you...

ORIGINAL: hondaracer05

that was just between me and you...

Gross what else is between you two. [:'(]

All i gotta say i Rover will never be the same, you monster