your mom last night.... :(, let me tell ya, ill never do that again, she was Nasty...well not between me and him, but me and your bed!!!!

ORIGINAL: hondaracer05

well, my late 80's crx, pushes 90HP stock, add intake, 13HP, header/exaust 30-40+HP, if im lucky, that brings me up to a grand total of 143HP, but wait if i were to add this to the mini me swap i am doing, that would put my car at 130-140HP, + the I/H/E= damn 193Hp, which is just under 200Hp

Ok paul walker.... :eek::eek::eek:

hey i resent that comment, but atleast i dont have a million pics of him on my computer, and atleast i dont idolize F&F like you do buddy so...







i know this post isnt anygood, but it is like 2 am, and i am hella tired so....deal with it...

ORIGINAL: hondaracer05
i know this post isnt anygood, but it is like 2 am, and i am hella tired so....deal with it...

Long night of bootin' black-tar heroin and pimpin mentally challenged midget hookers?

Anyone see the twinkie titan?

i don't know but peg leg's here

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ahh you all ****ing suck... i was hoping for some actual bashing....


and MHR hurry up and buy a ****ing car... also those girls you call, are actually transvestite monkey... you may want to see a doctor

ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

ahh you all ****ing suck... i was hoping for some actual bashing....


and MHR hurry up and buy a ****ing car... also those girls you call, are actually transvestite monkey... you may want to see a doctor

Tim...we need to work on your bashing skills :D:D:D

isnt my mentally chellenged hooker your girl AK??? and you bashing skills aint to good either...



not sayin mine dont need alittle work but...

Nah,my girl isnt a midget...shes a "little person" get it right fool!

ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

kim possible is ok.. but spongebob gets you pussy.. now as for what happened with my girl last night... considering i have about 15 girls i call my girl right now... if u only hit one.. thats fine.....

and really gawdddddd who the **** drives a purple civic.. i mean... i could see remmy or forty... but i think daryl has some balls to be proud of it

hahaha atleast darryl got balls as for you pussy.. get some i mean you brag and we never see them girls soo... come on bring it!!

edit:Please try and not use profanity

ok soo trav hasss to tell me at 2 am that he made a kick ass roast thread... i dont see it happening... firk. im getting a car.. just hold ur horses...:)..

ak- stop breaking the oompa loompas..

agent... get a life.. and a job...

05- we all know you really are...paul walker..

honda racer- the term special olympics comes to mind when i think of ur sn

agent+honda racer... the only thing between you 2 is.. well.. maybe a few inches..and slight resemblence of a fridge...but more polite when u take the meat out...


and.. if u wanna see some of the girls i work with pm me..and ill send you myspace links... or you can come visit me:)... half the chicas i know are away for the summer..but will be back aug 25th!

agent- you need a job and your own car- not your dad's... and jon... you pwn nothing i pwned your mom last night and it was pure hell, what and old whore she is...

dont talk about my momma.... you drive a civic that you bought orange and blue.. matchbox car from the cereal box of rice flakes..... generic brand!.......its 2am.. does ur mommy know your up... maybe i should tell her..since shes sitting here:)

jono1531: done:-)
makemyday7590: ok
jono1531: :-D
jono1531: i pwn
makemyday7590: i pwn your mom
jono1531: my moms 41... hahaha i have no bed time and fyi... i'm in texas so is my mom, your in PA... impossible in 1 minute especailly for my mom... oh and it's 1 here not 2

jono1531 (2:06:25 AM): done:-)
makemyday7590 (2:06:29 AM): ok
jono1531 (2:08:19 AM): :-D
jono1531 (2:08:22 AM): i pwn
makemyday7590 (2:08:31 AM): i pwn your mom
jono1531 (2:08:55 AM): my moms 41
makemyday7590 (2:09:13 AM): sooo
makemyday7590 (2:09:14 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:09:52 AM): isnt it past ur bed time?
makemyday7590 (2:10:01 AM): yup
makemyday7590 (2:10:02 AM): no
makemyday7590 (2:10:04 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:10:10 AM): u sure?
jono1531 (2:10:20 AM): u seem.. confused
makemyday7590 (2:10:42 AM): shut up
makemyday7590 (2:10:43 AM): lol
dont change things from convos




your mom could be to ur house in 15 mins if she would take ur civic... that wing could fly her here..looks like you need one for ur front bumper... i know ur afraid of water.. but dang dont be driving ur civic if theres 8 inches of water on the road..

yes my car could fly with the wing but it still couldn't get her there in 15 min maybe an hour not 15 min. dude... damn i got nothing you win... for now...

i was giving it the benefit of having the 2 tone color.. with the blue metallic.. it could be faster then the speed of light... i mean and im sure u have someee sticker on it someeeee where.. that you could claim a gazillion horsepower/jet engines

no stickers for me, just a nice paint job as for you... a pt fagger what the hell's with that.. you suck at life, thanks for playing... that's y you drove 3 hr's to a car that got sold hahaha, again you suck at life

but i still enjoyed the drive:)... and i go to play road games with a girl from new jersey.. soo it wasnt a bad trip at all:)...ur just jealous cause a pt cruizer can lay out 180 hp stock..and then 230 with the stock turbo/auto tranny... and a stock 5 speed with the turbo set up can pus 260 nothing else.. ... i think my minivan can kill ur civic stock..:).. cause i dont think street racing is fair if u take off in to the sky..

hahaha your minivan could kill my civic it only has about 120 hp never said it was fast... you still suck at life

agent, you should sign into aim, im so bored...lol...

hi im jeffy, i like apples!!!

haha, i aint even close to special, well maybe just alittle... :eek:

and please dont be callin me gay when your the one that tried doin things to your girls dog (male by the way), and got caught by the little boy playin on the other side of the fence...

ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance
05- we all know you really are...paul walker..


LOL, its true. I created all ricers.

congrats to you man... did u ever hit 170?!

170 thats all??? dude, if your paul wlaker you should hit like 200... mhr said he would, if he was paul walker:eek:...



anyways, we should get this "roast thread" back to topic, which is flammin on each others...

hell no vin diesel created all ricers :D

ORIGINAL: travman82

hahaha your minivan could kill my civic it only has about 120 hp never said it was fast... you still suck at life



lol... try about a 100 at the moment.

naaah i got atleast 106 stock maybe not 120 but maybe 110- 115... MAYBE... MHR. when we going flying... paul walker, NOT vin diesel, created ricers he's the king of them all!

Vin Diesel created everything. They were gonna call him Vin Nawz, but it was taken.

What's better than winning the special olympics?
Not being retarded.

ORIGINAL: hondaracer05

agent, you should sign into aim, im so bored...lol...



I'm in london homie. These guys are wierd, they drive on the wrong side and talk funny.