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The Lounge - What is the strangest thing you have ever DONE in your car?




Drift queen
07-05-2004, 05:02 AM
C'mon guys! Im curious!:D


green98lxsedan
07-05-2004, 11:25 AM
umm i dunno if this is what ur lookin for. drove through taco bells drive through in reverse and ordered some hot sause and 5 taco shells.

and some of the other typical things that seem to be better suited for other places than a car

polo708
07-05-2004, 06:20 PM
ORIGINAL: green98lxsedan
and some of the other typical things that seem to be better suited for other places than a car



Its just fun in a car for some weird reason??


Importman04
07-05-2004, 06:39 PM
I did the grown up thing in the bhack of my monte carlo

NTX
07-05-2004, 08:01 PM
I had an Olds with a bench seat in it and i would get onto the passenger side while i was driving (not the smartest thing to do) and watch peoples reactions when they noticed no driver.

green98lxsedan
07-05-2004, 08:32 PM
ORIGINAL: ntxmotorsports

I had an Olds with a bench seat in it and i would get onto the passenger side while i was driving (not the smartest thing to do) and watch peoples reactions when they noticed no driver.


jsut the thought of seein u do that is crackin me up. i think we got a winner here

Drift queen
07-05-2004, 10:46 PM
LOL Lovin it!!!! Definately kicks over mine. I did the whole drive through naked thing on a bet and i think 99 percent of people who own their own cars have gotten Bussssy in them... I know I have, still need to repair the parcel shelf! ;)

lilol89crx
07-06-2004, 05:56 PM
picked my nose;) actually i think the strangest would be mooning people from the backseat while riding through a car show.

Black Knight
07-12-2004, 08:08 AM
There's much better places to get busssssy than in my car. Too cramped for a start. There's probably more room in the boot. [&:]

Drift queen
07-12-2004, 07:59 PM
LMAO I can relate to that, except for the fact that my subs take up the entirety of the hatch! ;)

malcolm
07-14-2004, 12:20 AM
Surely the point of having a hatchback is so that you can take out the parcel shelf and drop the back seats??? Unless I'm missing something!

Drift queen
07-14-2004, 01:01 AM
Nah, I need my backseat for passengers when I go cruising.... and the parcel shelf holds on my 6x9's and neons.... Plus it hides the subs in the hatch from the view of the general theif ridden public masses... Did I mention I hate car theives??? well now you know ;)
Love to you all
DQ xxx
ORIGINAL: malcolm

Surely the point of having a hatchback is so that you can take out the parcel shelf and drop the back seats??? Unless I'm missing something!

sacicons
07-14-2004, 05:41 PM
i grew up in a small town, so we had to make up our own fun. we used to take my moms mini-van and steal the old truck tires from behind a tire shop and go hella fast down the backroads and throw them out the side door at mailboxes, it was hard as hell to hit them, but when you did, it totally destroyed them. hella fun, but hella dumb.

StifflersMom
10-15-2009, 01:25 PM
I took a piss in a condom and threw it out hte window.

supersize
10-15-2009, 01:55 PM
i did a mix of some of these posts on here..

i got my friend to drive when i was drunk while me and another friend was in the back seat.. going down the highway at 80 in a 55, this dude kept riding our ass, he could pass but diddnt, so he popped the hatch, i lifted it up and we both mooned him, he swerved over and threw a pop bottle at my car and took off so we got a 2 liter of coke and whipped it thru his passenger window and it smacked him in the arm and flew everywhere, then my boy locked the brakes and we got off the next exit haha. that was great, i can just immagine someone doing that to me, lifting up the hatch at 80mph and mooning me lmao, i would prolly laugh to hard and wreck. it was hard to keep the hatch open tho.


these kids kept yellin at me when i drove by, they were on petal bikes. so we made it a point to keep riding by making fun of them. about 10 times riding bye, they tossed a rock at my car and took off running, it missed but it was still the point. i went to dollar general and got myself a 10 dollar supersoaker. 3 of us pissed in a 2 liter bottle, we added hot sauce and a full bottle of cheap ass womans perfume. we shook it up and put it in the squirt gun and wrapped the gun in a garbage bag so it wouldnt leak.. we rode around and couldnt find them. we knew they were like 14 and alot of the little kids would go under the railroad trussel to smoke without anyone seeing, so we walked above and looked down, they were there. we still had a 2 liter with a little in it so he stood on top with that, i went down with the squart gun... he dropped the 2 liter on them, they started running out and i squarted the **** out of them, they took off on their bikes and we took off in the civ and found em again and squarted em drive by style hahahaha, they prolly smelled for days!

prolly the best one yet. this old guy in my neighborhood always bitches at us for having "loud pieces of ****" and driving past his house at all hours of the night. dudes like all about usa, he said i need to get my jap POS out of his town and this and that.. so the one night im commikn home after skating and he ran out to my car and said if i ride bye with my loud exhaust again, he is gonna start putting nails on the road.. so heres what we did, my buddy got a lifted truck, he parked on the side of his house with the lights off and i was on the road, i revved my car untill he came out bitching and my buddy started doing dounuts in his yard tearing that **** upppp. he left my car and went to stand in front of the truck and my buddy whipped it sideways and smashed thru his mailbox nd we both took off. he parked his truck and got back in my car, we rode past again and the cops were there, he pointed at my car and the cop flagged me over, i said can i help you officer, he said yeah, i undrstand you were involved in an incodent that happened here. i was like no, this guy threatened to beat my car with a ball bat and put nails on the road because of my exhaust. i said i hate this exhaust, i bought the car like that and dont have the money to replace it, i said i cant stand cars that sound ike the fast and furious, i drove bye and seen a truck doing donuts in the yard and i laughed and left. i had nothing to do with it sir, he asked what kind it was, it was a f250 but i said it was an s10. it was in the paper and everything haha. it was funny as hell. dude hasnt said anything since.

NIKE H34D
10-15-2009, 04:59 PM
I took a piss in a condom and threw it out hte window.

lulz stifflersmom strikes agian :P

hmmmmm I used to drive with a full zip up skeleton suit..... covered my face and all... people would be like WTF when they saw me lol....

BTW: Naked Drive thru guy, you win :P

supersize
10-15-2009, 05:07 PM
lol i work at a haunted house, try driving home (45 minuts away) with gashes and wounds all over your face and arms covered in blood haha, its sooo funny. we make it a point to stare at cops hahahaha, im just waiting to get pulled over for it too haha

(that would suck cause my seatbelts dont work anymore)

hamorhead
10-15-2009, 05:10 PM
that would be awesome <3 the idea

supersize
10-15-2009, 05:54 PM
yeah its fun

MBrent
10-15-2009, 07:11 PM
not too funny, but me and a buddy would come flying in to work over these hella speedbumps with our motox helmets on. keep in mind, 97 4 door salvage title non vtec automatic. with an exhaust leak. ahh, simple minds...

reaper2022
10-15-2009, 07:14 PM
I think I might start driving to work in full riding gear from now on :D

StifflersMom
10-15-2009, 07:24 PM
I think I might start driving to work in full riding gear from now on :D

I do that occasionally... the looks you get are priceless,but the helmet and the headrestfight...

94civichatchback
10-15-2009, 08:24 PM
i did the grown up thing while driving down the hwy. and damn is it hard to stay in your lane and do the speed limit..when she is on top of you and its getting really good....lol

supersize
10-15-2009, 08:55 PM
lmao id prolly lol if i seen it haha (speedbumps thing)

Boki99ex
10-15-2009, 11:41 PM
lmfao supersize you do some of the funniest ****, had me lol for minutes.

the strangest thing my friends and i did was piss off of the back of my dads truck while driving through a neighborhood at 15 mph LOL. i was driving.

kanarrjl
10-16-2009, 06:20 AM
we had been racing for about an hour on the way back from the detroit auto show doing well over 100mph because we met some people we knew on the road and decided to keep passing each other i was driving and one of the guys in the backseat opened the sliding rear window in my truck and 2 guys at once mooned the truck we were racing.

not in a car but my best friend and I rode an hour each way in 50 degree weather on a ninja 250 lol it was hillarious because both of us are too big to ride it by ourselfs let alone both at once.

MBrent
10-16-2009, 09:44 AM
not in a civic, but @ mardi gras once, we got stuck in nawleans on that long ass bridge, so a buddy had to hold my belt loops while i leaned out a sliding van door to piss @ roughly 3mph. its great when strangers get to see my little... uh.... HUGE rather....

NIKE H34D
10-16-2009, 10:45 AM
Even when I was in ricer mode I wouldnt race on highway at 100+ lol thats just not smart... although I did take a turn doing like 60 one time when racing my dumbass friend in his slow ass tercel.... slid into the middle lane and split 2 cars.... I was pretty shi!tted, dam I was dumb.


http://www.hondacivicforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=68434

:( Wow, I am so dissapointed in myself after reading that thread

supersize
10-16-2009, 12:31 PM
lmfao supersize you do some of the funniest ****, had me lol for minutes.

all you have to do is just be board and stupid **** hits ya haha, srsly, if kids wanna yell at me, then imma squart em with piss and dollar store cologne.. if dude wants to be a dick, were gunna ruin his precious lawn haha...

nike you were a ricer hahahaha

NIKE H34D
10-16-2009, 12:48 PM
I was, I was pretty bad.

supersize
10-16-2009, 12:54 PM
lmao, i seen ur post about wanting to buy the honda civic you parked next to haha... u like dem automatics dont cha! hahahhaha

NIKE H34D
10-16-2009, 12:58 PM
? Link to said post? lol What civic was it?

plethoric33
10-16-2009, 01:42 PM
Does extreme hot boxing count? lol Throwing any number of random objects from the car at who knows what. And in my first car, a vag-magnet 1996 Neon sedan, riding over a large group of parking blocks at about 25mph.

cvcrcr99
10-16-2009, 01:49 PM
Does extreme hot boxing count?

I wanna see extreme hot box-age. Pic by chance? I've noticed that my car can be hot boxed a lot easier in the summer rather the winter. lol

supersize
10-16-2009, 11:25 PM
i cant find it, it was about u pulling into the stall right next to the same exact car as urs, same ciolor everything, and the guy looked familiar or something

plethoric33
10-17-2009, 08:16 AM
No pics of said hot boxage. It wasn't in my Hatch, but in my old EK sedan. Thing was air tight. But for those interested in such activities, try it in an F-150 lol.

reaper2022
10-17-2009, 09:40 AM
No pics of said hot bondage.

ORLY?


Anyway, back to the strangeness:

-Hung out the passenger window of my friend's car while pretending to row a canoe through a half-mile long tunnel (the guy the jeep beside us was laughing so hard I think he might had sh*t himself a little). Actually, doing the canoe has become a tradition with me and my friends.

-Pretending to run in place while in the passenger seat of my friend's car during the act of passing someone

-Techno-raving with three friends in the back of my friend's jetta (lolololol... he had a jetta). So hardcore that he had to tell us to stop because he was having trouble controlling the car :D

-Back at Wyotech, my friend Rich had a Sebring convertible. We sourced some canoe paddles (read: "borrowed" them from my friend Percy) and drove around the parking lot of my apartment complex while standing in that heroic captain stance, rowing our paddles. Sh*t was like that painting of George Washington and sh*t.
http://www.georgewashingtonmythsymbolandreality.org/leutzeWash_small.jpg
Yeah, that sh*t was totally us. Except it was a Chrysler, not a boat. And there were like 4 of us. And it was way more awesome. And there wasn't any ice. And we totally weren't about to go kill people on some holiday or whatever Mr. Washington does in his spare time (other than, you know... decay and whatnot).

supersize
10-17-2009, 12:38 PM
lmao we always do the running while passing thing, you always get a few laughs

hamorhead
10-17-2009, 01:07 PM
we threw full slurpees at a 4dr Eg cuz it was full of peolpe and they were trying to race us
mooned them too lol

trustdestruction
10-17-2009, 04:00 PM
Strangest thing i've ever done in my car is either

a. buying an air-horn and scaring pedestrians with it
or
b. riding with the roof off in 30 degree weather


Strangest thing i've ever done in any car is when me and my friend put the roof down on his Mustang convertible and rode standing up with cruise control on.

supersize
10-17-2009, 11:32 PM
noooooooooooooooooooo trust, dont use airhorns

we bought an airhorn, we would pull up real slow at walmart when people were walking out and blast it. the one lady dropped her groceries so i got out, helped her pick them up and appologized, i felt so bad, but anyhow, we got sooo many people, then the cops shown up... got my name in the paper and eveything.. thank god the cop diddnt show up to court.

http://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/MDJReport.aspx?district=MDJ-14-3-04&docketNumber=NT-0000227-09

goto that link hahahaha funnyest cop experience i ever had

jprommel
10-17-2009, 11:46 PM
why are you so proud of being a delinquent?

hamorhead
10-18-2009, 06:56 AM
he just thinks its funny
he does it for the lulz

plethoric33
10-18-2009, 08:58 AM
Some old lady locally had a heart attack because someone blew an airhorn when she was coming out of a store. So I would avoid those.

kanarrjl
10-18-2009, 06:08 PM
we have done the rowing past slow people for a long time or when taking off from a light next to someone its hillarious to row.

we also honk to people on the right and then wave to imaginary people on the left or vice-versa

94civichatchback
10-18-2009, 06:28 PM
stop at a red light and do the chinese fire drill and all get out of car run circles screaming then jump back in car light turns green and take off...lol its funny as hell.
everybody around is like WTF is going on????!!!!

kanarrjl
10-18-2009, 06:47 PM
everyone around here knows what a chinese fire drill is so its not so funny but it's hillarious if you can actually get a car full of asians to do it

PunisherInOKC
10-18-2009, 08:36 PM
Get a britney spears CD. Jam it, LOUD. Windows down. When you come to a stop light, dance like a Fkn' retard. Pump the brakes if in an auto, to make the car bounce around. Very fun.

My buddies had gotten back from Iraq like 2 years ago. The hatch was still a D16 and in one piece < rip hatch >. My buddies were drunk, and I was driving them home. One needed to piss, So i told him to open the hatch and piss. I popped the hatch < joking >. Crazy SOB opens the hatch at 70mph and took a piss. lmfao.

Back in highschool I had a 2000 Silverado that was my baby. Payed more attention to the truck than any lady at the time. No scratches, PERFECT paint. No swirl marks, nothin wrong. Nothin. I was hanging out in front of a friends house, had 3 girls in the back of the truck ' tanning '. This S.O.B. drives around the corner and throws a rock at my truck. I remember yelling at the girls GET THE FK OUT. Got in the truck and reved it high, waiting on the girls. The second they got out, I slammed her into drive and took off. The guy had already passed the light, and the light turned red. I didn't give a flyin FK and ran it hardcore. My truck easily pulled him. I ended up on his passenger side, and remembered I had a gaspowered BB gun in the door. I pull this lil gun out, and aimed it at him. I've never seen such a hilarious ' oh **** ' face before, or since. Dude was trying to push is way out of his door. I shot all 15 shots, breaking his window and getting him in the face. I ended up passing him. The light up ahead was red, and he got behind me < seemingly trying to ram my truck > I slowed, and managed to turn right and merge perfectly with traffic. He, on the otherhand, almost hit 3 or 4 cars. Drove into oncoming traffic, and ended up jumping a curb and crashing 15 feet down into a pond being made. Good stuff.

I was drunk one night, and riding shotgun in my buddies foxbody stang. He had the glass top taken off, so i climbed out of it, and slid down thewindshield and sat on the hood of the car....ON THE HIGHWAY.

We would go offroading in my truck, and all come from the cab to the bed. When we needed to turn, I'd reach into the truck and turn the wheel. Otherwise we'd all be in the bed ghost ridin around Lake Draper.

More to come.

supersize
10-18-2009, 10:25 PM
delinquet?? its called being bored on a weekend in highschool, its not like i shot someones window out and shot them in the face lol... even tho i prolly would too if someone threw a rock at my car and i had a bb gun at my door

PunisherInOKC
10-18-2009, 11:22 PM
They don't call me The Punisher for no reason. lol. I've done WAY worse.

Fun thing - put a P.A. System in your car. Get a CD with cop sires. When those lil street racing bastards come flying past you, play the CD and jam the P.A. Priceless. * Warning, I do not advise such actions. Doing such is actually a felony act. I am not liable if you actually do this stunt * lol

supersize
10-18-2009, 11:42 PM
lmao i would just get the P.A. and do drive by **** talking.. lmao drive past the golf course and yell foreeeeeeeeee hahahaha, i would have some fun.. but punisher.. that would mean your a felon... dont let jp find out..

PunisherInOKC
10-18-2009, 11:54 PM
Who says I am not a felon? Who says I have not served a prison term from age 18 to age 22? Who says I was not let out early due to good behavior? Who says 110 hours of community service is not fun?

Nah. I did it once and realized how stupid it was, and threw the CD out. Did it for the lulz then realized I didn't wanna do the time. And if JP is after you, you've done something to piss him off. Possibly the fact that you are becoming a post whore. I remember getting on one day and seeing your name as last poster on damn near every section on here. Mods don't like that stuff man.

supersize
10-19-2009, 12:16 AM
i just jump into conversations, bordom really.. i can care less what my post count is.. its not like im posting sh!t that says lol cool or something stupid, i always contribute into the post..

audionutz
10-19-2009, 05:40 PM
I posed a black blow-up doll dressed in a Hooter's waitress outfit in my passenger's seat and went thru the audio judging lanes at World Finals audio event with "her" riding shotgun.....Judges LOVED it! Cameras were going non-stop!

audionutz
10-19-2009, 05:43 PM
http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/audionutz/DSC05156.jpg
Here she is whorin' around another vehicle there!

supersize
10-19-2009, 10:49 PM
lol try to take her thru the HOV lanes haha

kanarrjl
10-20-2009, 07:44 PM
we drive thru tow playing aqua's barbie girl lol we even tried it in st ignace in the annual car show we got quite the looks you'd have to understand how loud my friend's jimmy is he had 16, yes 8 pairs of rocford fosgate power series speakers powered by over 800 watts rms crystal clear too and 2 18's in a wall with 3200 watts rms each.

you can hear it word for word for at least 3 blocks.

PunisherInOKC
10-20-2009, 08:43 PM
I prefer jamming the remix of that song. Bimbo girl. Google it, now.

supersize
10-20-2009, 09:29 PM
ride justin style thru walmart (driver seat touching the back seat, one hand on the wheel at the 12oclock position, can barily see over the wheel) bumpin some brittany speers oops i did it again.... priceless