Ricer ownage!!!!!
#1
10-31-2006, 09:50 AM
Ricer ownage!!!!!
to start off this guy is a buddy of mine who is an @sshole. my other buddy's and i tell him all the time that his car is rice. it's a 94 Civic LX. but i'll just get on with the story.
dude's wife just left him recently. he had to go out of town for a buisness trip. met a girl. they were talking and she asks him what's he got in his car, now if this was me i'd be like "yeah, my type of woman."
so he tells her then she looks around the car and she asks him if it's stick. he's got the shift boot and the wannabe manual shift ****. he says it only an auto.
"WHAT!!! are you gay or something to do all this to an automatic. You can't drive stick or something. I have a hatch and it's stick! Your a ricer." and walks away.
to tell how rice his car is it's an all ebay, autozone, and wal-mart decked out car.
ebay cat-back, ebay front mount intake (look a like intercooler), wal-mat dual deck, ebay lowering springs, autozone matrix wires or something, Civic SI rims (so in the 90's), ebay headers that cracked in less than 3 months.
dude's wife just left him recently. he had to go out of town for a buisness trip. met a girl. they were talking and she asks him what's he got in his car, now if this was me i'd be like "yeah, my type of woman."
so he tells her then she looks around the car and she asks him if it's stick. he's got the shift boot and the wannabe manual shift ****. he says it only an auto.
"WHAT!!! are you gay or something to do all this to an automatic. You can't drive stick or something. I have a hatch and it's stick! Your a ricer." and walks away.
to tell how rice his car is it's an all ebay, autozone, and wal-mart decked out car.
ebay cat-back, ebay front mount intake (look a like intercooler), wal-mat dual deck, ebay lowering springs, autozone matrix wires or something, Civic SI rims (so in the 90's), ebay headers that cracked in less than 3 months.
#4
10-31-2006, 10:32 AM
RE: Ricer ownage!!!!!
The kids car sounds like rice for sure. The automatic part was stupid though. Let me get this straight, His Ex-wife left him, and a girl called him gay because his car was automatic. How old is the girl, 15? I don't hear many adults call other people gay. Just seems kinda strange. But, it is stupid to disguise your car as a stick when it's auto.
#7
10-31-2006, 07:42 PM
RE: Ricer ownage!!!!!
this story sounds so fake.. but is a fun read, and i like to point out that if u ever think of hooking a car up plz dont let it be an automatic LOL!!
#9
10-31-2006, 09:29 PM
RE: Ricer ownage!!!!!
i dont care if the chick is hot, if she dissed my ride id laugh at her so hard and say "but your a girl, you cant drive, hahahahaha" NOT saying chicks cant drive at all, they can, but it would **** her off sooo much.
