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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 1:55:48 AM

TrAvMaNFTW

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ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance

kim possible is ok.. but spongebob gets you pussy.. now as for what happened with my girl last night... considering i have about 15 girls i call my girl right now... if u only hit one.. thats fine.....

and really gawdddddd who the **** drives a purple civic.. i mean... i could see remmy or forty... but i think daryl has some balls to be proud of it

hahaha atleast darryl got balls as for you pussy.. get some i mean you brag and we never see them girls soo... come on bring it!!

edit:Please try and not use profanity

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:06:57 AM

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ok soo trav hasss to tell me at 2 am that he made a kick ass roast thread... i dont see it happening... firk. im getting a car.. just hold ur horses...:)..

ak- stop breaking the oompa loompas..

agent... get a life.. and a job...

05- we all know you really are...paul walker..

honda racer- the term special olympics comes to mind when i think of ur sn

agent+honda racer... the only thing between you 2 is.. well.. maybe a few inches..and slight resemblence of a fridge...but more polite when u take the meat out...

and.. if u wanna see some of the girls i work with pm me..and ill send you myspace links... or you can come visit me:)... half the chicas i know are away for the summer..but will be back aug 25th!

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:10:07 AM

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agent- you need a job and your own car- not your dad's... and jon... you pwn nothing i pwned your mom last night and it was pure hell, what and old whore she is...

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:13:09 AM

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dont talk about my momma.... you drive a civic that you bought orange and blue.. matchbox car from the cereal box of rice flakes..... generic brand!.......its 2am.. does ur mommy know your up... maybe i should tell her..since shes sitting here:)

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:16:27 AM

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jono1531: done:-)
makemyday7590: ok
jono1531: :-D
jono1531: i pwn
makemyday7590: i pwn your mom
jono1531: my moms 41... hahaha i have no bed time and fyi... i'm in texas so is my mom, your in PA... impossible in 1 minute especailly for my mom... oh and it's 1 here not 2

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:20:28 AM

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jono1531 (2:06:25 AM): done:-)
makemyday7590 (2:06:29 AM): ok
jono1531 (2:08:19 AM): :-D
jono1531 (2:08:22 AM): i pwn
makemyday7590 (2:08:31 AM): i pwn your mom
jono1531 (2:08:55 AM): my moms 41
makemyday7590 (2:09:13 AM): sooo
makemyday7590 (2:09:14 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:09:52 AM): isnt it past ur bed time?
makemyday7590 (2:10:01 AM): yup
makemyday7590 (2:10:02 AM): no
makemyday7590 (2:10:04 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:10:10 AM): u sure?
jono1531 (2:10:20 AM): u seem.. confused
makemyday7590 (2:10:42 AM): shut up
makemyday7590 (2:10:43 AM): lol
dont change things from convos

your mom could be to ur house in 15 mins if she would take ur civic... that wing could fly her here..looks like you need one for ur front bumper... i know ur afraid of water.. but dang dont be driving ur civic if theres 8 inches of water on the road..

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:26:13 AM

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yes my car could fly with the wing but it still couldn't get her there in 15 min maybe an hour not 15 min. dude... damn i got nothing you win... for now...

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:28:18 AM

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i was giving it the benefit of having the 2 tone color.. with the blue metallic.. it could be faster then the speed of light... i mean and im sure u have someee sticker on it someeeee where.. that you could claim a gazillion horsepower/jet engines

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:30:40 AM

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no stickers for me, just a nice paint job as for you... a pt fagger what the hell's with that.. you suck at life, thanks for playing... that's y you drove 3 hr's to a car that got sold hahaha, again you suck at life

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RE: Roast Thread - 6/25/2006 2:36:15 AM

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but i still enjoyed the drive:)... and i go to play road games with a girl from new jersey.. soo it wasnt a bad trip at all:)...ur just jealous cause a pt cruizer can lay out 180 hp stock..and then 230 with the stock turbo/auto tranny... and a stock 5 speed with the turbo set up can pus 260 nothing else.. ... i think my minivan can kill ur civic stock..:).. cause i dont think street racing is fair if u take off in to the sky..

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