Im thinking of making a Roast thread, where every body gets to knock on one another in a friendly manner rather than junk up other threads over it (im guilty of it too). Of course if anything goes to far posts will be removed... what do you guys think?

I think you're queer and you're concealing your real identity. You are the Peter Pan guy, we all know it, just come out and say it.







:D:D:D:DJust kidding, you know i'm down for a Roast!

Hell, this might as well be the roast thread.


At least I dont drive a gay red car.

hehehe.........I think everyone will use it, problem is, everyone might not be able to take what's dished out to them as well as others.

I can see a few fights breakin out!

ORIGINAL: ngoti8tor

hehehe.........I think everyone will use it, problem is, everyone might not be able to take what's dished out to them as well as others.

I can see a few fights breakin out!


yeah, i was thinkin' the same thing actually. But, screw them. If someone starts taking it personally, and or acting like an ass,the'll just have their post deleted, end of story

remmy..

http://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/4809/C3BBF2AB040D414DA7E6379CE99D1546.jpg

And all this time I thought I was on a Roast Forum......at least it felt like it. (Everyone likes to pick on the ladies man!)

ORIGINAL: ngoti8tor

And all this time I thought I was on a Roast Forum......at least it felt like it. (Everyone likes to pick on the ladies man!)


If by ladies you mean prison girls, and by man, you mean eunich!

Or dancing like a fool in a cd store for a fat woman :D

ORIGINAL: Auto98EX
If by ladies you mean prison girls, and by man, you mean eunich!


In plain English?

ORIGINAL: Auto98EX

remmy..

http://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/4809/C3BBF2AB040D414DA7E6379CE99D1546.jpg



OOOOOHHHHH!!!! Im gonna getcha good!!!!!!!

yeah, i was thinkin' the same thing actually. But, screw them. If someone starts taking it personally, and or acting like an ass,the'll just have their post deleted, end of story


Thats what I said. Ill do it damnit! dont try to stop me!!!!

I can smell trouble already, and a Roast Thread hasn't even started. I think a lot of people will get hurt.

I haven't mentioned how I feel about very many people on HCF, and if I did, I think they'd end up crying and running to their mommys.

LOL bring on the slow-matic jokes, I can take it [8D]

ORIGINAL: Auto98EX
LOL bring on the slow-matic jokes, I can take it [8D]


Do they still make automatics?

ORIGINAL: ngoti8tor

I can smell trouble already, and a Roast Thread hasn't even started. I think a lot of people will get hurt.

I haven't mentioned how I feel about very many people on HCF, and if I did, I think they'd end up crying and running to their mommys.


I think i'm game to take anything you can dish out ngo, bring it on!!!



I've got a small arsenal ready to be unleashed on a few people as well....all in good fun of course

ORIGINAL: Forty04


ORIGINAL: ngoti8tor

I can smell trouble already, and a Roast Thread hasn't even started. I think a lot of people will get hurt.

I haven't mentioned how I feel about very many people on HCF, and if I did, I think they'd end up crying and running to their mommys.


I think i'm game to take anything you can dish out ngo, bring it on!!!



I've got a small arsenal ready to be unleashed on a few people as well....all in good fun of course



Sorry Forty, I will not be partaking in any "Roast". I'm here to help and heal, not to hurt.

ORIGINAL: ngoti8tor

ORIGINAL: Forty04


ORIGINAL: ngoti8tor

I can smell trouble already, and a Roast Thread hasn't even started. I think a lot of people will get hurt.

I haven't mentioned how I feel about very many people on HCF, and if I did, I think they'd end up crying and running to their mommys.


I think i'm game to take anything you can dish out ngo, bring it on!!!



I've got a small arsenal ready to be unleashed on a few people as well....all in good fun of course



Sorry Forty, I will not be partaking in any "Roast". I'm here to help and heal, not to hurt.



sissy:D

ORIGINAL: Forty04
sissy:D


No need to name-call. The way I figure it, HCF was started to help people out with their cars, and HCF wants as many members to stay as possible. I think "Roasting" will intimidate or scare members away.

BTW, nobody takes more heat on this forum right now than I do, and you all know that I can't be intimidated and that I don't take any crap from anyone......and that includes moderators. In other words......no sissy here!

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

Or dancing like a fool in a cd store for a fat woman :D


Come on Rem, we all know that you're actually the fat lady ngoti8tor was dancing for... admit it.

I haven't mentioned how I feel about very many people on HCF, and if I did, I think they'd end up crying and running to their mommys.


you sure do talk a big game....


And yeah, we do want more and more members to come and stay. But the reason most people leave forums, is because the members are uptight and love to talk ****. This place is so layed back, and everyone is so cool with one another, that a thread like this will not tear us apart.

Its your choice obvoiusly, if you dont want to participate, don't read it.

ORIGINAL: Forty04
you sure do talk a big game....


Let me give you an example:

Forty, remember the thread that I posted with the idea of "Parts and Comments", I never once said anything negative or bad about you, but remember how you got very defensive, and you obviously were not laughing your head off at the situation. Read back if you must, but no, I never said one thing about you, yet you took it the wrong way. You mentioned something about why I chose xe1002, mxs, and mossy, and all I did was explain why I chose them.........nothing about you at all.

I have a very good hunch of what will happen, that's why I'm not going to get involved.

yeah.... ok. Like i said in that thread, let people form their own opinions about how that played out. . .





I think everyone will agree that i stayed pretty civil throughout that entire discussion

Forty your queer, sit down and shut up. :D Or ill whip ya Peter Pan style

Hey Remy! Good to see you finally stopped humping your rubber girlfriend to join us on the roast thread!

Careful Forty, listen to what your 'aunt bobby' says, if you blow the tail pipe, you just might burn your lips

ORIGINAL: Forty04

Hey Remy! Good to see you finally stopped humping your rubber girlfriend to join us on the roast thread!


Your just jealous.

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

Careful Forty, listen to what your 'aunt bobby' says, if you blow the tail pipe, you just might burn your lips


you must be all hopped up on "Sheila Shine" cause you're not making any sense

Other than his shiny gay red car i wonder what else thats shiney forty likes... maybe his boyfriends special addition chrome d***o:D

why you always gotta resort to gay jokes remmy?! Is there something you're not telling us?!?

No, im just making a desperate attempt to expose the real Forty! And I think its funny for some reason.

Why don't you queens just get married? You already bicker like a married couple! :D;)

ORIGINAL: Auto98EX

Why don't you queens just get married? You already bicker like a married couple! :D;)


Hey, Auto, you could be their best gay man. LOL!

ORIGINAL: Ray012874


ORIGINAL: Auto98EX

Why don't you queens just get married? You already bicker like a married couple! :D;)


Hey, Auto, you could be their best gay man. LOL!


I think you're confusing me with them, after all, they are the ones riding stick [sm=icon_rofl.gif]

Sorry... Forty rides stick, not me.

Has anybody noticed that Ray looks like Cleavland off Family Guy?

That's funny, but at least I don't look like Brian sipping Martini's all day. (gay drink)

Ray

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Last time I looked, I wasn't black.

Remmy, gingerly running away from girls!

And Remmy drinking at his family reunion.


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Damn Cleavland, I didnt know you had it in ya!

Hey Rem, in your avatar.... which one is you, and which one is Forty? :D

Never though of it... I think your mom is in the front.

I hate Ngot8or. Oh and my Slowmatic will deficate on your 5 speed.

ORIGINAL: pcupo12

I hate Ngot8or. Oh and my Slowmatic will deficate on your 5 speed.


wow.... Way to get straight to the point without ****in' around pcupo:D

pcupo12 acts all tough but hes really a mommas boy.

ORIGINAL: Forty04


ORIGINAL: pcupo12

I hate Ngot8or. Oh and my Slowmatic will deficate on your 5 speed.


wow.... Way to get straight to the point without ****in' around pcupo:D


I think he's trying to lure him in to the Roast Thread. Maybe we all should roast him and see if he bites.

Ngo typically likes to hug trees and HCF members... I dont think he will do it :D

It'll be fun to try.

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

pcupo12 acts all tough but hes really a mommas boy.



Yea i am a mammas boy, which reminds me remmy. Could u leave the porch light on when you come home, I always trip on that first step when im sneakin in late at nite.

Dude, how many times do I have to tell you to stop screwing my dog!

Oh you must've forgot. You are the dog!!!!

Cleavland, go have a Pawtucket Patriot Ale

remmy, you're material is stale:D

I know! Im a little dry, I cant come up with any thing really smartas to say. Im noramlly pretty good at it.

You're better with pictures. Ha ha hah a Hey, anybody heard from 90civtegra? He's good at roasting.

haha, i was joking, but it looks like my burn works.. BURN!

Lol :D I roasted and toasted 90 civtegra with pics. Thanks for the reminder ray. Lemme go dig up some pics... hmmm I need a topic though. Ah! Ill do family pics, thats what im best at.

i herd some guy named honda civic ex was talking some ****. was it here?

i have a bad feeling about posting anything in this thread.

ORIGINAL: dj_ipirate

i herd some guy named honda civic ex was talking some ****. was it here?

i have a bad feeling about posting anything in this thread.


DJ NO-JIVE! haha, just playin bro.

Yeah, some dude posted like 7 or 8 Polls asking us whether you were a douche or not, or something to that affect. Any idea who it was?

Yeah, I thought he was joking at first but I guess he wasn't. We defended you though.

thats amazing i was here all day and i didnt see a thing....

oh whell. maybe he was enviouse of my unmatched style. ha ha. oh whell. i got fired from my job at the honda acura dealer today.... looks like its back to t-mobile for me.

Too bad your style is fly bys!

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

Too bad your style is fly bys!


Too bad your style is by flys!



http://www.hondacivicforum.com/upfiles/4809/BA4F209C3E88494D8FC8A6CDF77B1C0A.jpg

:D

hey sorry I havent been around guys I've been banging Remmy's mom so much lately I havent had time to get on the computer. Hey Remmy your mom likes having her hair pulled by the way. O I saw your dad too, we was walking down the street holding hands with Elton John. I was going say hi and try to give him some pointers but him and Elton ran off into some cheap ass motel room before I could catch up to them.

You guys ever wonder way Remmy choose remington870_20ga as a user name? Its because of the things his father did to him in his childhood and thats what he wants to use to kill himself with but he just doesnt have the balls to do it so he uses it as a user name to try and make himself look like some big bad ass redneck from Charleston, South Carolina. But in reality he sits in his room masterbating to gay porn while listening to Katie Lang CD's and watching the Ellen DeGeneres Show and The View.














your my bestest friend Remmy!!!! [sm=lol.gif]

HAHAHA! You're an ass Civ. Lol, I really do listen to Katie Lang once in awhile.

But really Civ, I got tired of bangin your cousin in your bedroom and dropped her off at the McDonalds where she works. I wore her out, what can I say? I had to move on. :D I also made a good bit of cash off her too... how do you think I was able to order my exhaust all of a sudden?

that the best you got Rem? hahahaha I dont really care as long as the biotch keep bring me home food every night hahahaha

hey Remmy guess what?!?!?! you just got...................

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/315Customs/kicknutsowned.jpg

Hey civ, that looks alot like you in that pic. We dont really want to see you get kicked in the nuts. We know it turns you on... not us.

This is Forty's brother, Special Johnny. That was the exact face he made when he caught daddy kissing mommies' brother. Its been stuck like that since...

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ha ha ha thats great.

Remmy likes double the sausage in his sex sandwiches, as illustrated in his latest snow sculpture...

http://x2.putfile.com/10/29013073629.jpg

^lame!

what can i say... i'm off my A-game today[:@]

I actually saw that snow sculpture... it's straight outta the R.O.C. People do all kinds of them around here. One year there were like 15-20 of them having a bigass orgy in one of the main residental quads.:D

^ I wonder how the public feels about that kinda thing :D

Oh dear! I almost forgot Forty's sister, Sammy. She developed a drinking problem after she found out that she was a hermaphradite when she was born. Forty's parents named her Sammy so that if she later turned out a boy she could live with the same name. But dont worry, the doctors fixed her (him?) up pretty good. Here we have a very cute and recent pic of Sammy enjoying herself at a Slayer concert!



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yup, thats my "broister" alright. The thing is, we're just not close anymore, haven't talked to her in years...



On the other hand, as you can see from the pic below however, Remmy and his brother are reallly close... RRREEAAALLLLLLLYYYY[:'(]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/twoguys.jpg

^ We made that picture for Forty's mom. Real nice lady, makes the best cookies in the world.

This was a pic taken by Forty with his 'good friend' Kyle when they went to Myrtle Beach for a weekend.

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ha ha ha thats ****ed up...

remmy, why you selling your clothes on eBay?

http://cgi.ebay.com/HALLOWEEN-COSTUME-ADULT-PETER-PAN-GREEN-COSTUME_W0QQitemZ5625603876QQcategoryZ19255QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem

Why are you lookin Chase?

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

Why are you lookin Chase?



that response is so weak, i can't even think of a weak comeback :D

bring this **** back, it's funny as hell!

^ the only thing Ill bring back is your mom!


And chase, your only pissed off because your weak and cant get it up for your wife :D

dont blame him for not getting it up for his wife. i couldnt either. she is so verry ugly.

oh god, how could i pass this up.

you know, i've always had this theory that forty keeps his GIGANTIC wheel gap in order to try and compensate for other "tiny" areas

^Aaaaaahahahaha!

no its so he car have sex in the car without rubbing.

Dj, its a "roast thread" not the mad props thread.:D

But he could after all be having sex with his mom in his car.[:'(]

i thought youd catch on.:D

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

Dj, its a "roast thread" not the mad props thread.:D

But he could after all be having sex with his mom in his car.[:'(]


dude, that is just wrong.....freak...



But yeah mossy, its cool if you wanna talk smack about my ride height. At least when I lower my car, it won't be because the shocks and struts are blown from too many gay asscapades in the back seat.

Lmao, you could say forty 'waxes' his car a lot ... [sm=roll.gif]

yeah mossy's car is so slow (minor wheel gap) due to driving his mom and girlfriend everywhere!

hahahahahahaha wow....if im ever down in the dumps about something, im just coming straight here cuz man this is some funny shiz.

hell yeah, gotta laugh at life, i love your moving icon on the bottom of your sig, reminds me of my friend and I, and your mom last night, OOO the memorys

o yeah and ask if she wants to be paid in nickels or dimes, thanks again

Hehe... both of your moms just gave me their credit cards. I used to be yalls mail man incase you two were wondering. You two wouldnt remember becuase it was before yall were born :D

OOO, remmy can you do some of your priceless picture jokes? they make me laugh so hard

But yeah mossy, its cool if you wanna talk smack about my ride height. At least when I lower my car, it won't be because the shocks and struts are blown from too many gay asscapades in the back seat.



my shocks and struts aren't half as blown out as your anus from all that coal mining you've been doing with your leather clad "life companion" sergio

(_|_) <----my ass(Normal) (_O_)<-----Mossy's ass, you do the math...

^ bwhahahahaha!:D

me 8==D---[8D] mossy

Hey now, mossy pays good money to that 'girlfriend' of his to show us hes straight. Do you really believe a guy as ugly as Mossy would get a cute girl like the one he pays to hang out with?

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

OOO, remmy can you do some of your priceless picture jokes? they make me laugh so hard



Sure! Give me a lirrle bit

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

Hey now, mossy pays good money to that 'girlfriend' of his to show us hes straight. Do you really believe a guy as ugly as Mossy would get a cute girl like the one he pays to hang out with?


your right. think off all the money he spends on whores... if he didnt his car would be fast by now.

This wonderful pic is from civicboy01 favorite show when he was a little child. We can thank that show today for the very reason civicboy01 is wierd himself. This just in: Headline: It Has Recently Come To Our Attention That Forty04 And Mossy Were The Stars Of Civicboy01's Favorite Show!

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For those of you who are dieing to know, this is Mossy's real significant other. Here is a recent pic. The whereabouts of Mossy's drunk fat assed boyfriend are unknown. However we have identified this train station's location in Japan. He was probably getting some bukkaki.:D




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wtf

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

For those of you who are dieing to know, this is Mossy's real significant other. Here is a recent pic. The whereabouts of Mossy's drunk fat assed boyfriend are unknown. However we have identified this train station's location in Japan. He was probably getting some bukkaki.:D




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didnt we decide he was str8? or was the whores men.

I almost forgot. I was at Forty's moms house last night and got her all drunk. Then I painted a punkin on the back of her fat ass...


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didnt we decide he was str8? or was the whores men.



No, I said he pays his 'girlfriend' to cover up his mad butt sex gayness.

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

OOO, remmy can you do some of your priceless picture jokes? they make me laugh so hard


c'mon guys. You know remmy just uses comments like this to go online and look at gay porn. Don't encourage is sick ass habits

i found remmys mom swimming in her pool yesterday.

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ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

didnt we decide he was str8? or was the whores men.



No, I said he pays his 'girlfriend' to cover up his mad butt sex gayness.


how can you talk with your avitar? a bannana butt pounding a little bannana. its like the mj trial all over again.

my god that had my week

what are you talking about?

ORIGINAL: dj_ipirate

i found remmys mom swimming in her pool yesterday.

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^ weak!

a family get together, and i was talking about me laughing my ass off so hard

from left to right(Forty, Fortys 'girl', Mossy, and Remmy)

How do you know if the bannana is butt pluging the one in front of it?

ORIGINAL: Forty04


ORIGINAL: civicboy01

OOO, remmy can you do some of your priceless picture jokes? they make me laugh so hard


c'mon guys. You know remmy just uses comments like this to go online and look at gay porn. Don't encourage is sick ass habits




Nah, Ive got a gay filter... sometimes Forty I cant read your posts when the filter is on.

check out my picture, sorry i couldn't thumb nail or full size it, i just added a caption in!

honestly? look at it!

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga


ORIGINAL: Forty04


ORIGINAL: civicboy01

OOO, remmy can you do some of your priceless picture jokes? they make me laugh so hard


c'mon guys. You know remmy just uses comments like this to go online and look at gay porn. Don't encourage is sick ass habits




Nah, Ive got a gay filter... sometimes Forty I cant read your posts when the filter is on.


so you cant even see what you are typing right?

^ good one :D.

thanks:D

ass_pirate and remmy, shes not a whore shes a personal escort ;). and even if i did have to pay for my sex with women, at least i would be able to afford it. as opposed to you two resorting to a circle jerk in remmy's room to a poster of Burt Reynolds on the wall

Mossy, please quit substituting your inflatable girlfriend for you "escort". I dont see why you announce me a pirate circle jerking... youve been with us most the time.

OOOO my god this is funny ****

Hey Remy! Good to see you finally stopped humping your rubber girlfriend to join us hhmmm, could have sworn thats was someone else making sweet love to the inflatable doll.

maybe if ram-me (as he's known in the gay bar circuit) didn't have to spend so much money on hookers because it takes him 2 seconds to finish in the bedroom, it might not take him 20 seconds to finish in the quarter

he tried to pay me by the hour... i charge $300 an hour. i only wound up with $13.50 you do the math.

^hahahaha NICE! *highfive*

dont get too excited mossy. at least remmy doesnt get his "escorts" out a quarter machine.

i do accept the high 5

hahahahahaha!!!! Mossy you cheap bastard !

but he does get his condoms out of a quarter machine, and they break often. which explains why he has at least one illegitimate child with each of these women.
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^ The one on the right is Mossy's closet girlfriend. Mossy has a fetish for "from-unda-cheese" that he will find in her rolls.

did i mention that i'm also the pimp of all those girls? every part on my civic was paid for by remmy's business alone [sm=pimp.gif]

^ true, but I got all the money from bangin mossy's mom

ORIGINAL: Mossy

did i mention that i'm also the pimp of all those girls? every part on my civic was paid for by remmy's business alone [sm=pimp.gif]


you must have a p.o.s. civic. i can only squeez $13.50 from remm in one sitting. but i guess civics with ford fiesta engines are pretty cheap.

^ you should be talking. Youre weird ass takes dumps of automotive emblems (no pun intended)

so he has my turd under his hood!

you take dumps in peoples engine bay? you need help Dj ass-pirate

no mossy likes to swim in septic tanks for fun. i think he is a plumer.

hey, i'm a plumber, and when i make 40/an hour (master plumber) i'll laugh in your face, than **** on your car

back to the roasting!!

your icon/avater looks like he's on his period or menopause

your going to need it after what i did to your truck. hehe:D



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well, i hate to break it to ya, but your girl was with me in the car, and wanted to gimme some 'lolly pop action' i said sure, i wasn't paying attention cause it was so good, and the dam dumb truck nailed me

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

hey, i'm a plumber, and when i make 40/an hour (master plumber) i'll laugh in your face, than **** on your car



Yeah, and someday, if I keep drinking milk, I'll be bigger and stronger than everyone here!

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

well, i hate to break it to ya, but your girl was with me in the car, and wanted to gimme some 'lolly pop action' i said sure, i wasn't paying attention cause it was so good, and the dam dumb truck nailed me


cant say i wasnt pissed when i saw it. i figured your truck was fair trade.

Would yall stop talking about the dumpster c*nts that are regularly picked up at the local fair? Really, its grossing me out.

remmy as a child



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thats weak dj, you got nothing better to say?

i saw that pic and you were the only one that came to mind.

^ well last time I checked, im not a fat little red head like your girlfriend is.

dont talk about your mom that way. you should have some respect![:'(]

OOO

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

OOO



Thats all you got bitch!? Get your ass out on the corner and make me some money.

give forty some lovins... hes quick and easy.if you know what i mean..

its a small job, but someones gotta do it.

Well, it looks like you really want to take on that job. Good luck dj_ifluffer!

hey i wouldnt say much. your #1 on the quicky list.

Well I wouldnt be so proud to say that you are too quick.

i remmember the first time we met... you tried to tell me you were a girl. but i figured you were a dude. you were so surprised when i said something about it.

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Now why did you go and show me your closet boyfriends pic!? I was eating damnit!

that was pretty good huh.

Yea, like your mom.

remmy all you can get is old wrinky girls!! thats why you get moms

Have you ever seen his mom? Obvisouly not.

watch it buddy. he he.

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I dont want to know about your banana fetish dj

i was really going by your avitar.

Oh... Good thought. I didnt quite get it at first. But at least my avatar doesnt look like someone told me my music sucks!:D
(low blow, i know... its a roast thread)

lmao. that was a good one.

yeah, your mom and i did have a good time

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

yeah, your mom and i did have a good time


me and your civic had fun last night too.

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i kinda dig the wheels. btw, ^ road head gone bad? :D

yeah civicboy's sister was the best ever.

whats her number?

btw if anybody wants it, here is civicboy's moms number: 800-328-4475

o, she's not my sister, thats just remmys blow up doll, he didn't want anyone from HCF coming over and finding it, so he left it here

Your mom called. Shes lookin for you> That number I put out is her new one. Call her.

ORIGINAL: remington870_20ga

btw if anybody wants it, here is civicboy's moms number: 800-328-4475


hahaha!!!! i called it!!!

800 FAT GIRL!!!!!!!!!

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[sm=lol.gif]

civicboy01 are so freakin...

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^
800-328-4475

yeah, no more jokes come to mind, we need other people to particapate jeez

in low voice, remmy get some of your boyfriends to come in and roast, or all they sore/hurting from last night ;)

hey remm lets get everyone to gang up on civicboy.

this isn't like that 'party' you guys tricked me into last night you know!

how do you feel? you were pretty drunk. i didnt know you were gay.

oy yeah btw. you might want to talk to remmy about that bannana that was in your ass when you woke up.

i'm in some killa ass pain due to you faggots (remmy and ass pirate)

Hey now, Civicboy put the banana in his own ass, not me!

don't lie, you told me it was a halloween party, not a gay/cross dresser party, you still need to pick up your inflatable doll- check out the south section remmy about the new kid near you, i couldn't resist

Your just mad because DJ exposed you... not me.

well atleast i don't go around saying 'i'm gay and like it anal' via my icon

Lol... funny how you take it that way.

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

don't lie, you told me it was a halloween party, not a gay/cross dresser party, you still need to pick up your inflatable doll- check out the south section remmy about the new kid near you, i couldn't resist


whats the difference?

gay= butt sex
cross dresser= dressing wrongly??

i ment holloween party v.s. gay cross dresser party.

oo, lmao i have no idea, but ask how much your girl wants me to pay her, it was awhile back tell her, like the 6/09 (look at it again)

^

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Oh, I've been avoiding this for some time now but, Civicboy01... here comes the hurt.

Anyone seen his Myspace? (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=19278917&Mytoken=A489CAD7-B709-4097-A284A4B40A98B733195954719)

I would like to point out somethings:

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether

Cappuccino or Coffee: niether

Do you Sing: i'm not a girl

Every band you listed has a male singer... what up with that?

Do you play an Instrument: not a band geek

Again, the bands you listed?

What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica, if thats a country

Yep, It just happens to be.

Best Clothing Style: i'm not a gay fashion designer

Didn't know that was a reqirement to know what you think girls (maybe boys for you) look good in?

Books: reading sucks

Maybe that's what's wrong with the rest of your profile.

Education High school
Occupation Student
Income: $250,000 and Higher

Oxymoron much?

BURNED:D All in good fun though... no hostilies around here.:)

oh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaat!!!!

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heritage: alot? wtf is that?

lmao, you had me laughing, dam your good, i don't sing cause i don't got a good voice, bob marley has a good voice, so does dave matthews, jack johnson, and so on

BUT, BACK TO THE ROASTIN...

amg, do you have some hidden feelings for remmy? cause you also have a male character with something up his asshole

Thats a really nice thought civic boy. Do you think things like that all day long?




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don't make fun of my lazy eye, i hope i'm not hurting your sexualing feelings with any of my comments in this thread, but i see a hidden message here, 2 icons related to anal things all cracking gay jokes, hmm

and it's Aaron not arron, you wrote it right on that stalker note that you gave me.. strange you spell it right once, and f it up the next time

<---- doesnt care how to spell your name :D

Sorry, forty is your stalker.

damn remmy! you beat me to it... this is what i came up with

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nice paint shop job

cough cheap ass cough cough

remmy, you know denyal(sp) is the first step to over-coming your problems, how you gonna lie/cover up all those guy kid-nappings you did awhile back??

^ why would he wast an ugly mug like that on photoshop?

ass pirate, your mom went into your room and found some 'work' of your's, she looked me up via raped victims and matched my face to this picture, please.... explain yourself

this is very emtionly for me to type, we all know what the white/yellow stuff is, (yellow to make the white-ness show up) and the black line is a rip in the paper (paint shopped) please pirate, please redeem yourself, i only want answers

you were just so much different. look at the picture of you as a boy. how could i resist? once you started looking like a neo-nazi butt pounding jail bird, i lost interest. forgive me.

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using pictures of yourself in the roast thread is just cocky man

calling me ass pirate is a little old. a lack of eduacation, insite, and vocabulary, will not help you to... how can i say this in a way you can understand... git-r-dun!

your mom? i already did

ok dude. come back when you got some fresh material. ill be happy to have a challenge... plus remmy needs to get his 2 cents on you.

well when theres only remmy, you and me, jokes only last so long

now go and try to make some good music for once

o yeah and stop having your period, it is a roast thread

no im just sick of repeats. ass pirate is soooooooo old.

thats how you said you like it, remmy even heard it, at that dam 'party' you tricked me into, least you sick bastards coulda used vasaline

Its Ass_iPirate

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ORIGINAL: civicboy01

thats how you said you like it, remmy even heard it, at that dam 'party' you tricked me into, least you sick bastards coulda used vasaline



For real, we didnt trick you into it, your the one that invited us initially.

ORIGINAL: civicboy01

lmao, you had me laughing, dam your good, i don't sing cause i don't got a good voice, bob marley has a good voice, so does dave matthews, jack johnson, and so on


Yeah, I bet you do like a good Jack Johnson.

I got one more Myspace for ya too:

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lawyer

General: bikes, music, hanging out, fireworks, paintball, and of course running from the poll-lease

About me:
aim sn- , i hate any and all law inforcement, yeah rent-a-cops included

Good luck with that Lawyer business, bud.

Yous all should get speedos in km/h.......

^ I completely agree. American's are too damn stuborn to learn the metric system though.

i changed professon's to becoming a mastered plumber

Yeah, I bet you do like a good Jack Johnson


Hahaha :D

only your's

Jesus. Its about time you admitted your str8 as a warped rotor. Ok guys, we have found the real queer, we can all stop pretending were gay. :D

.

Thats all you got to say?

ahaha he's on his period!! look he eddited it

i found a baby picture of civicboy

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Well, in light of recent "insult issues" (most notably the sunglasses thread :D) I've decided to bring this back. Some of you will remember it, some of you won't. But feel free to participate, it's all in good fun, so no one get all butt hurt over it!

*ahem*

Remmy is a donut puncher, end of story.

Donut puncher!? <sigh>


I think all of that new paint in your house has gone to your head.




*Yea people, this is the intermahnet. If you are easily offended, do not participate. This is all fun and games, post in here at your own risk. Your momma might be made fun of too.

ORIGINAL: Remmy

Donut puncher!? <sigh>


I think all of that new paint in your house has gone to your head.





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^ that is a picture of Forty's "office". Hes an important guy.


While your at it, go make me a sig bitch... and a sandwhich.

So you two can't keep your bickering behind closed doors like a normal couple? What kind of egotistical jackasses need to start a thread to profess their undying man-love for each other? It's nice that you try to include others, but really, it's pretty obvious what this is for.

I'll be taking bets from HCF members as to who the "pitcher" is.

....make your own damn sandwich fudge packer

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Yeah, and someday, if I keep drinking milk, I'll be bigger and stronger than everyone here!



forty how many times do we have to tell you that you can't get milk from a cow with one utter...thats a bull

....oh melanie, so sweet and innocent, shouldn't you be shopping for pink calipers or something



Crook, goth kids called, they want their trend back ;)

Hell, they want you conformist car back too!

Those wernt goth kids they were the puerto rican midgets that you hide in your closet, next to the oversized paper towel rolls, for nights when you and remmy wanna "try new things"

You gotta reffer to the gay things huh? What the hell were you doing in Tony's closet... were you filming in his bedroom again!?

ORIGINAL: Forty04

....oh melanie, so sweet and innocent, shouldn't you be shopping for pink calipers or something


If you had any idea how wrong you are, you'd piss yourself, and then scooch your ass around in the puddle of urine to quell the burning sensation left when you and Remmy spend too much time together... but I'm glad that I can help to alleviate your pains.

(Guess I gave away the answer to the looming "pitcher or catcher" question, huh?)

ye ai was filming, to call you both out on here. and you didn't deny it so everyone knows

ORIGINAL: Little Black Hatch


ORIGINAL: Forty04

....oh melanie, so sweet and innocent, shouldn't you be shopping for pink calipers or something


If you had any idea how wrong you are, you'd piss yourself, and then scooch your ass around in the puddle of urine to quell the burning sensation left when you and Remmy spend too much time together... but I'm glad that I can help to alleviate your pains.

(Guess I gave away the answer to the looming "pitcher or catcher" question, huh?)




BURN!

ORIGINAL: Crook_EG8

ye ai was filming, to call you both out on here. and you didn't deny it so everyone knows


And Remmy, that is NOT how an exhaust pipe is supposed to be used. But kudos on managing without lube.

that picture of lbh was from her senior year in high school. She invented the emo. They all report to her at midnight.

I think someone's just bitter cause I turned them down when they asked me to go to the prom with them....

i wonder how long it will take for hcf to realize i drive a mitsubishi:)