I was sittin on pot the other day and i always got to read while i'm doin dirty work, and we got this new darwin award book...just about everything in there is funny....but this takes the cake:
this guy decided he would shoot a cocain solution up his peehole in hopes of intensifying his graditaction. 3 days later he still had a steel rod in his pants...so he went to the emergancy room and they didn't know what to do, after another 6 hrs (i think) it finally got limp and over the next couple of days the had to amputate both legs due to gagne green, i guess it killed the blood flow, and all but one finger, his manhood just fell off! the man finally died...
wow what an idiot![sm=bangbang.gif]
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this guy decided he would shoot a cocain solution up his peehole in hopes of intensifying his graditaction.
Just do a line of Coke and that gears you up really well for sex. Steel rod, good choice of words .
WOW. You'd think, that right before intecting HIS PENIS with cocaine, he woulda stepped back for a second and thought to himself "wow, i must really be an addict, is this what my life has come to?!?"
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evolution at its finest. i wouldn't recommend injecting cocaine into any body part you want to keep, since repeated exposure basically kills the tissue in the area it's injected. and besides, wouldn't the pain of an injection in that area hurt like none other???
Just do a line of Coke and that gears you up really well for sex. Steel rod, good choice of words .
you obviously don't know what you are talking about, it is ALMOST impossible to not only get an erection, let alone maintain one. Coke is a stimulant yes, but as for your sex drive, kiss that good bye for the next day or two afterwards.
you obviously don't know what you are talking about
You're right, I have no idea what I'm talking about. I don't know about your experience, or the people you run with, but I've heard nothing but thumbs up when it comes to coke and sex. This link vouches for both our points of view. You could present you're thoughts in a more positive manner by the way. But hey, we also have 51 states too and I didn't know that either .
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I appologize for being rude and offensive, but from my own experiences and the experiences of all of my friends we all agree that it destroys a sex drive.
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