You see, thisa is the kind of girl i'm looking for.
LBH i think yo posted this somewhere, but idont think it got the recongnition it deserved. I think every guy looks for a girl like this. but WHERE ARE OF YOU AT? lol.
February 15
1001 reasons why you wanna be my boyfriend pt 2
205 After reading this far you've already got too much invested anyways
206 I won't ever make you carry my purse
207 I don't owe the IRS a ****ing cent
208 I’ll play with your hair when you lay your head in my lap
209 Your lips will miss my forehead
210 My chicken wings are finger licking good
211 Just Do It!
212 I’d keep your side of the bed warm til you got in bed
213 I’ll protect your heels from run-away shopping cart
214 I would call in sick for you just cause you don't want to talk to them
215 I can make my own teriyaki
216 You were worth the wait
217 I can tie my own shoes
218 I’ve got a set of huge ass blue eyes (you were hoping I'd say boobs huh?)
219 I only wear black bras
220 You love it when I was your hair in the shower
221 I can kick that girl’s ass for you
222 I know how to put a worm on a hook
223 I like it when I call you at work and let you hear play with myself
224 All our friends are jealous
225 I make your coffee just the way you like it
226 I can fit 11 marshmallows into my mouth
227 I’m a kick ass co-pilot to your trouble
228 I won't get mad at you for porn on the computer
229 I’d iron your work shirts
230 I would never put foil in the microwave
231 You like it when I lick your fingers
232 I’m pretty good at getting the lids on the jars lose for ya
233 I’ve got a kid that I make take the trash out so you're safe
234 I have a library card in 2 different counties
235 My whacked out family lives over 1300 miles away
236 I’ll send you dirty emails at work to get you through your day
237 You can make me shiver every time
238 I make my lasagna from scratch
239 I’m gonna be loaded when my family dies off
240 I’ll brag about how great of a **** you are to all my girlfriends
241 I’ll get lost with you
242 I’m not really a bad girl, unless I am
243 I don't care if your credit sucks
244 I don't mind filling out the paper work at the doctors for you
245 You’ll miss me too much to stay gone for long
246 Our "nooners" are your favorite thing to eat for lunch
247 I put yummy flavors inside of me to surprise you
248 I’m just that good
249 I can carry your phone and keys in my purse when we go shopping
250 I’ve never had more than 15 items in my cart in the express lane
251 I won't break when we wrestle
252 You know that when I’m out I’m being a good girl
253 I think your body is sexiest thing I’ve ever seen just because it's attached to you
254 I can sexy stories about when I used to have girlfriends
255 I love it when you look me in the eyes when you cum
256 I think your beer chub is hot
257 I’ll masturbate for you
258 You just can't forget about me
259 When your friends come over I make a grip of food for you guys
260 You know that my life is better because you're a part of it
261 I just won an Xbox 360! After a few short surveys
262 My body twists to just the shape you need
263 I accept all competitors? coupons
264 I keep all the shells you find for me at the beach
265 I’ll try anything once
266 You can always have half the pillow
267 I think it’s cute when you're grumpy especially when I’m the only one that can
make it better
268 It turns me on to feel your eyes on me
269 I love coming home and finding you passed out on the couch waiting up for me
270 I’ll never be later than 10 minutes without calling you
271 I would never turn off my cell phone
272 I’d let you pick what color you wanted me to dye my hair
273 Nobody can keep you entertained while you're taking a bath better than me
274 I come with a supply of my own razors so yours are safe (probably)
274 Nobody else loves and accepts all your weird **** like me
275 I like to lie in your lap and read while you watch your shows
276 The best vacations we ever take are in our bed
277 I’ll make you want to call in sick
278 When you're too lazy to put a new roll on I’ll do it for you
279 I’m your biggest fan
280 I know the secret place that the missing socks go to
281 I won't tell anyone you like marshmallows in your cereal
282 I’ll never make you take a bite of something just cause I say it tastes like ****
283 I know how to hook up a vcr and dvd player to the cable
284 I have a free trial subscription to AOL for 30 days just waiting for you
285 I would never put a red sock in with your white t-shirts
286 I love it when you slap my ass in public
287 I have manners
288 My home is with you
289 I love you more than all the waves in the ocean
290 You’ve got the most amazing ass
291 I’ll sit in the ER with you all night to keep you company
292 You kiss my eyes when you tell me goodnight
293 I’ll let you watch me make-out with chicks
294 I think it's sexy when you don't shave
295 My hand fits just perfect in yours
296 I won't forget to feed the dog
297 When I’m shopping I’ll look for little presents to bring you
298 Every song on the radio reminds me of you
299 You’re the best friend I’ve ever had
300 I have my own copy of Napoleon Dynamite
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Nice guys finish last, Nice girls get corrupted and pregnant.
You see, thisa is the kind of girl i'm looking for.
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