FUNNY AS H**L

speedyturtle · #1 12-14-2007, 01:16 PM

Okay so im on dixie hwy in louisville and i pull up toa stop light and a 3 door focus starts glancing. as he revs his 4banger i start to do the same. he then revs it lound and i keep it at a dull roar, he rolls down his window and so do i. he says "lets go on three you (female german shepard)" im like yeah okay so the light goes green and he jets off, and i make a nice left hand turn into the K-Mart shopping center to go get christmas presents for my mom amd girlfriend, funny part is, he didnt see the cop sitting a light down the highway

DONT STREET RACE, IT MAKES YOU LOOK FUNNY

tknaub · #2 12-15-2007, 03:25 AM

sucks to be him....

johnny · #3 12-15-2007, 11:44 AM

This would be funny if we didnt have to hear this story so many times.
At least you used the search button (to find a good idea for a story)

Why did you comment on his "4 banger" when you have the same?

speedyturtle · #4 12-15-2007, 12:15 PM

i used 4banger instead of car,because it sounds stupid to say "he reved his 2.? liter inline 4 when i can jsut say fbanger, yeah i have one but it just sounded cool in my head i guess.

KoshaK · #5 12-18-2007, 06:07 PM

whats a female german shepard?

speedyturtle · #6 12-19-2007, 03:36 AM

Female dog (bi*ch)

matts · #7 12-24-2007, 08:11 AM

he drivesa ford focus and he's gonna call someone else a bitch?? that's funny all in it's own right

95civic1.6l · #8 12-24-2007, 03:30 PM

thats pretty funny. did you do something that would make him wanna race you? is your car modded or something?


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