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Old 12-20-2007, 09:16 AM
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Default Fart Football

Haha...picked this up from my bosses CoD4 clan forum...


FART FOOTBALL




> > > An old married couple no sooner hit the
> > > pillows when the old man passes
> > > gas and says, "Seven Points."
> > >
> > > His wife rolls over and says, "What in the
> > > world was that?"
> > >
> > > The old man replied, "It's fart football."
> > >
> > > A few minutes later his wife lets one go and
> > > says, "Touchdown, tie
> > > score."
> > >
> > > After about five minutes the old man lets
> > > another one go and says,
> > >
> > > "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"
> > >
> > > Not to be outdone the wife rips out another
> > > one and says, "Touchdown,
> > > tie score."
> > >
> > > Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
> > > squeaker and says, "Field
> > > goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on
> > > the old man.
> > >
> > > He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he
> > > strains real hard.
> > > Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives
> > > it everything he's got,
> > > and accidentally ****s in the bed.
> > >
> > > The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
> > >
> > > The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"

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