I bet the Texas test is even easier:
1) If you are stopped by an officer of the law with an open half rack in your car, how many beers do you offer him?
A) Zero. Tell him to buy his own
B) One (and a nice smile).
C) Six. (Because even police officers need to have fun)
D) The rest of them. (Because you're such a darn nice guy)
2) If you are driving your herd on the interstate and you stop only to find that several of them have exited the vehicle, how many days do you have to report them missing before they become property of McDonalds?
A) 5
B) 10
C) 30
D) 90
...and so on
Just messin' around...

