Lol@the title of this thread..
but anyway.

My '95 EX Coupe has what I believe are the original speakers.
The speakers on the right side of the car are horrible.
I think the front one doesnt even work, and the one in the back rattles like hell..
the ones on the left side aren't good either.

So, what I'm asking is how many speakers do I have total in this car and what can I do to replace them?

Any help is appreciated.

 

4. Actually you might have tweeters... I dont think you do but you might, that would be 6 total, but component sets come itwh tweeters and crossovers.

 

the guy at best buy said something about component sets..
but all these words are foreign to me.
i don't know what tweeters or crossovers are.

 

Your factory Honda speakers do suck
the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched,
servile, miserable, pathetic Pioneer trash that was ever shat into a civic door or rear deck.

Okay maybe not that bad. But I bet the foam surround is rotted.

Start with the 4 speakers. Two in the doors, two in the rear deck. If you really want to you can concern yourself with the door tweeters and whether or not you have them. But for basics you can start with the 4

 

a crossover is a filter that splits up your audio signal into highs and lows. or highs and mids and lows. or highs and mids and lows and subs. you get the idea.

A tweeter is a small driver ("speaker") that only reproduces the highest frequencies.

 

Okay, now that I know I have 4 speakers..
Where can I get replacements and are they easy to install?

 

Ok If you want my opinion I would worry about your front speakers first due to the fact that you do not sit in the back. Don't get me wrong but rear fill is important but not as important as your fronts. From the sound of it your not a hard core car audio guy so if I where you I'd get a pair of Eclipse 6 1/2" point source speakers. these are the next best thing to components. They have a built in tweeter and x-over. So you don't have to get to involved in your install. For the rear I'd just get a set of good co-axial's. Please what ever you do don't support the big box companies. Support your local car audio shop. They are just like you and I trying to make it in a corporate world. If you want some more details let me know I run a car audio install shop, and have no problem giving advise. BTW a set of the point source speakers will run you around 149.99