Alert! Car Jacker Scheme!
ORIGINAL: Ben
If someone stole my egg, as the drove off i'd say "If you're not going to take it to a chop shop, please total it before police find you."
If someone stole my egg, as the drove off i'd say "If you're not going to take it to a chop shop, please total it before police find you."

Hey Remmy, 1998 called, they want their ghost stories back
ORIGINAL: Remmy
Oh trust me, I always carry my knife. I even did at Tonys wedding (I was always conscious hoping that noone would notice or freak out thinking 'the internet friend' wasnt going to go bonkers on everybody). Believe me, somebody would get stabbed.
Oh trust me, I always carry my knife. I even did at Tonys wedding (I was always conscious hoping that noone would notice or freak out thinking 'the internet friend' wasnt going to go bonkers on everybody). Believe me, somebody would get stabbed.


