An Arkansas Redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.

After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a
problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's
still wriggling around. What should I do?'

The boss radioed back: "Use the shotgun in the back of your truck.

Shoot the pig in the head, and when it stops wriggling, pull it out and
throw it in a bush."

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios
back. "Boss I did jest what you said; I shot the pig and dragged it out
and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on
his motorcycle is still flashing..."

 

ohhh man that another bad one...but i like it, theres this cop that comes into work and he jokes around about all this kind of stuff, gunna tell him that one