A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple; the Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

[8D]

~Amanda

 

Hahhahahah, That made my day

 

wow dirty joke coming from the other side of the species...im impressed

 

haha, nice amanda

 

Indeed impressive......!

 

Very good, added a to my otherwise poor day.

 

I'm glad I could do something to make everyone smile.

~Amanda

 

*haha* just found this while searching the graveyard of forgotten threads.