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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:56 AM
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I laughed so hard when I read this.



Chinese PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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Someone sent me this in a e-mail a lil bit back. These are funny as hell but true.
 
Old Feb 8, 2006 | 09:06 AM
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"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."

hehehehe
 
Old Feb 8, 2006 | 09:09 AM
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Here is my fav.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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Old Feb 8, 2006 | 09:20 AM
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wow those are great. i am going to print this out and post it on my desk for everyday knowledge
 
Old Feb 8, 2006 | 02:49 PM
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haha those are funny. so true how do the chinese know so much
 
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 10:42 AM
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woman who get laid in backseat of car with automatic transmission have shiftless bastard.
 
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 11:38 AM
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nice find
 
Old Feb 13, 2006 | 01:17 AM
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The mother of all chinese proverbs

Man who go to sleep with sexual problem wakes up with solution in hand.
 
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