A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for very short intervals before returning to his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks,"Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies,” You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says," No, not at all."

The wife asks angrily," Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif] That was bad!!!

 

Haha it was bad, but funny. Sorry if anything is inappropriate to post here. I wasnt positive about rules on that.

 

i found it funny as hell!
although the guy in real life probaly would have been yelled at for touching in the first place

 

No it was good, but nasty! Say he gives that book away to the Salvation Army or a yard sale. The next book you read could be that one!!! What's with all the posts anyway, tired of being a 2nd gear member? [sm=joke.gif]

 

Haha no, I just found some funny ones online and thought I'd share. I just became a 2nd gear member like two days ago.

And EW! Hopefully, he kept that book to himself. Or threw it away when finished. Haha.

 

Just something to think about next time you even look at a used book! [:'(]

 

ewwww that was so dirty[:'(]...but what kind of guy would tell his wife "why are you taking off your clothes?"..he should be encouraging it!

 

Muahahaha!

 

lol, another good joke from red si