In a van down by the river?!

 

You know Max, you're becoming a real douchebag. I'm pretty close to banning you.

 

Chill out dude. It's a line from Saturday Night Live in a skit that Chris Farley was in.

 

Anyway, good luck on your date.

 

Good luck on the date. Just dont get drunk like i have. It will make for a bad night and no 3rd date. Just take it nice and slow and let the night lead you where ever it goes. Again good luck.

 

^ exactly dont get to buzzed, but let her get buzzed
then take her back to your apartment and watch a movie

 

Plan is to meet her tomorrow at 5:30 for drinks and dinner at this bar called Rumba Revolution. It's in the Rivermarket area of downtown Little Rock. Nice place, low lighting. After that, she wants to go watch a movie at her place since she lives downtown. (It's gonna be raining, otherwise we'd walk the river trails.) ... (There are like... 15 miles of river trails.) She's been really stressed about work so I offered one of my legendary massages. She accepted. We'll see where it leads.

 

lol legendary massages, well good luck! also good choice with the river. keep us posted

if you havent seen that snl its pretty funny

 

Two cents from the female side:

Be yourself, and whatever you do, make sure it's something that you enjoy. If you end up in a relationship and don't keep this up, she won't stick around.

Good luck Oh, wait...you said massage...likely to lead somewhere!