Well, here's the deal: Yesterday, a friend of mine (I'm 99% sure it was him) stole my cell phone and set up a wake up call and alarm on my phone for 3 and 5am respectively. Afterwards he returned the phone (i had no knowledge of this). As a result I didn't get a decent sleep and was tired the next day and I had 2 hard tests. I need some witty pranks, but take these facts into consideration:

A. He can't take a joke
B. He is not very smart (not a good thing to say about a friend, but but not all people have brains)

 

just kick him really hard in the *****. its not a prank but very funny

 

Next time you are in his room or bathroom take his deodorant and put propellem jelly over it.[:@]

 

1. Pop the hood and switch the spark plug wires around.
2. While he is making a presentation, call his cell phone. (that happened twice to this kid in my bio class yesterday)
3. Put a tennis ball in his exhaust
4. Smoke bomb in his back pack
5. Plug his A/C drain (really mean, will cause lots of damage)
6. Cut the hot water while he is taking a shower. Did it to my cuz one time, quite hilarious.
7. Petroleum Jelly on his door **** (its got to be the round one)
8. Release a whole bunch of small rodents into his apartment/dorm.

 

Agent, you're mean!

Rodents?
<shudder> [:'(]

 

A lot of us seniors have been trying to think of a senior prank for about a year now, and we haven't thought of a good one yet. The rodent and the petr. jelly have already been done. We were thinking about welding a whole bunch of the lockers shut, but there is no way we could get a mig and weld it w/o any1 finding out while we are doin it.

 

hide a dead fish up under his dash[:'(] & 1 in the trunk[:'(] ----for good luck

or if he's got hubcaps on his car ----pop them off & throw some rocks in there then put them back on ----it will sound like a cement mixer going down the road

 

I think you jus owned all of mine. That one is really good. And LBH thought I was mean.

 

yea, I also thought about moving his car to another spot (out of sight) and other ways non-harmful ways to mess with his car. The thing is that this guy is pretty dumb and I could simply unplug his battery and he will call the tow truck (he also doesn't know **** about cars - I would be surprised if he knows how to change a tire). I don't want to do anything that will do any harm to the property or cause him to waste money.

I just thought about these 2:

1. A small beeper device that emits short beep every 10min (saw those online somewhere). I can hide it anywhere in his car, and it's impossible to find.
2. Stink bomb in the A/c vent (a bit too cruel, because it's nearly impossible to get rid of the smell)

 

Thats the biggest problem that we are having. Its pretty hard to find a prank that is funny but nobody gets hurt. The petroleum jelly one is really good , buts its already been done before.