ok so we found out that troll threads were funny, i wanted to do it, sorta kinda, but i diddnt want to thread jack, so this is a thread for people to post trolls in haha.. anyhow i did this on craigslist, i diddnt provide an email but i can gaurentee it will be flagged down within 10 minuts haha



ok, its time to let go of my baby. its a 2002 honda civic coupe.

Mods:

Exterior:
* Aftermarket Grill (lets alot of cold air in which gives it extra power and lots of it)
* Body Kit (makes path for wind to free up resistance, also routes air into the bay to help cool off, also adding extra power)
* Clear headlights (With HID's to see btter at night, it also looks great.. 10k hids)
* Wing (creates downforce, not rice, with this car and all of its power, it is needed)
* Rims (turns heads everywhere, they are light weight and made of titanium, they will never break, EVER, and they cost 3000 dollars alone)
* Custom green paint job with awesome graphics

Interior:
& Bride Racing Seats (cost over a grand, they are authentic)
& 5 Point racing harness (D.O.T. Legal)
& Mugen Shift **** (JDM, 300 dollars)
& Custom fiberglassed Dash (all custom, 1000 dollars)
& Welded in roll cage (Imported from japan, total came to 2790 dollars)
& Suede Interior
& **** Carpet (yeah babyyyy yeahhhhh)

Audio:
^ Touch screen dvd player in dash (7.5 inch double din)
^ 5 inch LCD monitors in each visor
^ 5 inch LCD monitor in steering wheel
^ 3 inch LCD monitor in each side-view mirror (custom fabricated in there with a plexi glass overlay so no moisture gets in and they cant be stolen)
^ 12 inch LCD monitor in each seat (custom, fits perfect, makes those expensive *** bride seats seem like it was worth it haha)
^ 10,000 watts total comming from 4 amplifyers mounted under plexy glass with neons
^ 2 15 inch subs in a box
^ 2 10 inch subs in a box
^ 2 8 inch subs in a box (the box takes up the whole trunk, custom "stacked" type box to fit all 6 speakers in"
^ 5 farad capassitor

Performance:
@ JDM k20 motor
@ Complete GREDDY turbo
@ AEM intake
@ High flow cat
@ Greddy catback exhaust
@ Boosted at 87psi (major boost)
@ Forged internals
@ Greddy Emanage
@ JDM 10 speed transmission



theres ALOT more done to the car, it is extremely fast. 87 psi isnt something to joke with, you can blow the motor if you dont know how to drive it. this is not a daily driver, you tap the gas and your going 90mph. this car has a 10 speed transmission to help with all of the extra power, 5 gears wouldnt be enough. it is a 3 second car in the quarter mile. 0-60 in 1.2 seconds flat. it is the fastest, crazyest, most JDM car in america. the department of transportation would love to get their hands on this... i did not include an email because it is all mine. im not selling it, i just want you to be jealous because im so JDM!

I'm so JDM, I only whipe my *** with my right hand.
I'm so JDM, I drive on the right hand side of the road.
Im so JDM, I sleep on the right side of the bed.
I am so JDM that I converted my sitting lawnmover to RHD
im so JDM my contacts are black with a halo in the middle
im so JDM i pay random asian chicks to look pretty in front of my car while im not in it.
I am so jdm i put everything sideways
i'm so jdm my bed has sidemarkers and fog lights
I'm so JDM that I constantly squint even though I have 20/20 vision.
I'm so jdm all my lights in my house are amber
I'm so jdm that when i go to japen they think i'm a resident
Im so JDM i speak Engrish even tho Im full blooded Spanish!
Im so JDM I think a steering wheel on the left side of the car is a conversion.
I so JayDeeM that for 5 dorrahs I give you eenyting you want... me so hoh-ney... me rub you wrong time...
I'm so JDM, I put a DOHC VTEC sticker on my Dodge Neon.
im so JDM, my "ENTER" key on my keyboard is on the left side.
.................................................. .................................................. .... .Im so JDM that I only type on the right

 

All these are good.

 

Pshh... I have a habit of littering the Lost and Found section of Daytona Beach's CL with things that usually get flagged in about 5 minutes.

Still haven't found the owner of the single crusty sock I found... I wonder if anyone ever called Pizza Hut about it

 

bahahahah, thats funny about the sock, we should get like 50 people and all spam a certain city on craigslist haha,

Found: Cat
Where: Chineese resturaunt
Description: the one half of him looks to be black with a white spot around his eye.. if you can describe what the other half of him looks like, i will return the cat to you..

(remember folks, this is a half of a cat so you can say he was neon green and you will get the cat, im just curious.. be creative with the colors, he could be milano red, charger black, or neon ****ing green, just give me an idea)

i will UPS the cat to you for an extra charge...
No warrentys
Cat will be DOA
You only get 1/2 the cat (im guessing someone had dinner?)
call 555-555-2957

 

I need to make a chinese-sounding e-mail address so I can reply to all the cats for sale and free ads.

Hello,

I want buy all cat. How much?

Yan Ling
Emperor's Chinese Buffet

 

create one

yan_ling@yahoo.com haha,

 

reaper you just made my day i actually cryed a little!

 

It's what I'm here for


And I'm thinking I might do it next time I get bored on the internet... spam a CL section and the ads get flagged... mess with people selling on CL and the lulz keep coming

 

lol do it. screenshot it too haha. i flag all the ricers.

harro there. i buy cat from you. all yew have. 5 darraws?