HAHAHA I just noticed CIA and NSA are connected to "Moreporn" star FTW

 

Nope. I have really weird blood pressure though... my systolic is always slightly higher than average and my diastolic is always lower than average.

But back in high school when I played varsity soccer and ran track (held multiple school records), my resting heart rate was ~46BPM. That's in the professional athlete range

 

well kudos to youuuu

 

yeah man you should

 

Nah, that's cardio... keeps the heart healthy, not to mention fapping reduces the risk of getting downstairs cancer.

 

a fap a day keep s the cancer away

 

And it keeps the wet dreams away

 

I hate e-bickering wtf****yo

 

i believe you have one too many stars on there lol.

 

Well, I have no intention of working for the rest of the day. When I take a shower in coolant, I'm pretty much done for the day.

Also, Dex-Cool burns like hell when it soaks into the skin on your face.