Lamp?

 

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

 

Haha I instantly thought of that.

Brick Tamland: I stabbed a guy in the heart!
Ron Burgandy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

 

"I ate a big red candle."

 

but ya v8diet. its e=mcVAGINA!

 

Dang it I suck at math!

 

whats the difference between a girls vagina and a girls mouth.

Nothing i wanna stick my **** in both of them

 

Mouth+vagina X 2 = Happy ****! Hey I think i'm getting a hang of this math stuff.

 

haha! Wow. Ok I'll try it.

"Knock Knock."

 

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-*********.
-That wasn't very funny
-You're right. I suck at jokes =[