It has come to my knowledge that hammorhead wants to become a post ***** and jayvee suggested i write a DIY. here it is..

Have you ever wondered how to make friends? lonely in your bedroom at night? Need that "FIX" to cure your boredom. Well stop bullying your manhood and find an online forum. There are many forums online. Car forums, Job forums, Movie forums, Music forums. Hell, there are even "i secretly like little girls but my wife is in the dark" forums.. i would avoid those at all costs because they are mostly created and maintained by federal agents who want to bust you for your "late night fantacies" you sick perv..

So now that we have found out how to cure your boredom, you need to become known. You dont want to be that kid that nobody knows about right? i mean, thats what you are in real life, this is the interwebs. you need to learn how to get noticed and becomming the next MC HAMMER! (but try not to get everyone to hate you because then your just following his footsteps and thats not good...)

So now that you know where to go, what to do, you need to learn how to do it. In this tutorial, i will explain to you how to become a post *****. You will get everyones attention and be the coolest person on the forum!

1. Talk In Leet And Abbriviations.
( y0 s0n, WhUcHu DoIn 2morrow)

2. Make One Word Posts
(lol)

3. Talk ****, Be The Best
(Your car is ugly as ****, i dont care if you got a turbo k series motor, my d16 dont have vtec and its stock and its faster than yours..)

4. Post In every topic
(You want to get your name out there)

5. Troll
(goto other forums and talk ****)

6. Act like you know what your talking about
(my hondas a v4
No it isnt, its an i4, its an inline motor
nuh uh, i know everything, its a v4 d16)

7. Spam
(honda-tech is better than this place) and post that 500 times in 1 topic.


Now these are just some of the ways you can accomplish being a post *****. There are more and more ways. you will learn them all once you buy my book "Post Whoring: 101" for only 6 payments of 99.99! thats under 600 dollars, No where else can you find a deal this good. Place your order quick and we will thow in this free gift! "**** talking: 101". you will learn how to talk mad **** and become a boss like rick ross. you will learn sentences like this.

1. Yo bitch you know he aint the daddy
2. I know you raisin that kid for dem foodstamps yo'
and my all time favorite
3. $%^& your mother $%^&* couch you %^&* % piece of %^&*


all this included free for all under 600 dollars! dont wait call now.

555-1905

6 easy payments of 99.99
plus 500 dollars shipping and handling

CALL NOW!

 

i would so buy but i dont have $1100
will u accept the rex as a trade?

 

JayVee and Supersize. There is a DELETE POST Button. Learn to use it.

 

hmm.. im going out on a limb but i think i will help you out. im taking a loss so can you atleast paint one of the mirrors on the rex red for me?

 

only if i can paint the other one green
and u have to come pick it up down here

 

bleh, quite your yappin. we all dislike people so how about we all stop getting mood swings for a change and cope.

and i was just joking supersize, ha.

 

Pretty funny to be honest. I laughed once I saw the thread title.

However, it sucked and became irritating to read once you got to the money part.

 

1) That's not 13375P34K, that's typing like a douchenozzle
2) This thread should be renamed "DIY: How to be a troll". Post whoring has two steps:


1) Post often. Often as in every thread.
2) Posting on-topic is for other users; post about whatever you want.

 

^ I'm with stupid.

 

i never heard anyone stand up agenst nike besides me.. im scared now...

<-- crawls under a rock

<-- is now caveman status

<-- is under the rock next to mcdonalds if anyone wants to meet me to buy the book but dont tell nike my location!