The story

 

victim: u again, huh?
RobbieH: how sweet of you to remember
victim: can't u find anything better to do?
victim: i mean really...myspace? it's kinda pathetic
RobbieH: glad u liked it
victim: so u jack off to my pics everyday or what
RobbieH: na, every other day
victim: nice
victim: so why use random student names?
RobbieH: speaking of myspace, what happened to your page. i kinda miss it
victim: i mean Greg Rhames, zach simon? gimme a break
victim: u have plenty of free time...put it back up
RobbieH: i think theres another ashley huffman page up already
RobbieH: i doubt you made it though
victim: i don't usually spend my free time making web pages
RobbieH: so how u been since we last talked
RobbieH: its been a while
victim: fabulous
RobbieH: i see u finally unblocked urself
RobbieH: come out to play with the big kids
victim: huh?
RobbieH: ur screen name
victim: the big kids, eh?
victim: haha
RobbieH: hehe
RobbieH: lol
victim: internet stalking IS only for the koolest big kids
victim: so when are you going to reveal your mysterious self to the world
RobbieH: curious are we?
victim: a little
victim: you're so intriguing you know...?
victim: are you around campus?
RobbieH: of course
victim: are we ever gonna hang out, or just talk on the internet
RobbieH: i could be watching u right now for all u know
victim: cuz it's gettin kinda lame
victim: haha, not possible
victim: my windows are closed
victim: but thanks for trying
RobbieH: lol
RobbieH: dont be shy
victim: you're the one hiding behind a screen name my friend
RobbieH: lol but i keep my windows open
victim: i don't know where to look
RobbieH: lol you may have seen
RobbieH: u just dont know
victim: so i gues i'll never know who the mystery man is who is so intrigued by my life huh
RobbieH: maybe, maybe not
victim: that's lame
victim: internet stalking is so boring
RobbieH: but u seem like the kinda girl who would make the deans list. who is smart enough to figure it out
victim: why not just tell me who you are already
RobbieH: u know this from experience or what
victim: dealing w/ you since february
victim: aren't you tired of it yet?
victim: no one is afraid of you
victim: we just think you're really pathetic
victim: hah
RobbieH: february eh? has it been that long
victim: of ocurse
victim: how couuld you forget?
victim: u put my pics on hotornot
victim: lol
RobbieH: ****, why dont u remind me of what we talked about last time
victim: good one by the way
RobbieH: oh yea hotornot. lol
victim: u put amanda's up too
victim: am i right?
RobbieH: of course
victim: she was sitting right next to you in class though...ya shoulda tried to keep it a secret
RobbieH: true
victim: c'mon ernie
victim: let's get serious for a sec
RobbieH: :-)
victim: why would you do something so stupid?
RobbieH: stupid is as stupid does
victim: if you really wanna stalk someone, don't do it right in front of them
RobbieH: i guess im not as skilled in stalking as i thought
RobbieH: see i knew u were smart
RobbieH: for old times sake though
RobbieH: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=O8KZSZE&key=JEV
RobbieH: old times sake in both ways since that photo looks a bit old
victim: so if you know i'm so smart, why try to hide?
RobbieH: why would i want to ruin my fabulous repuation
RobbieH: on purpose at least
victim: well you're not too good at it
victim: so you're still around huh?
RobbieH: of course
RobbieH: where else would i go
victim: didn't u get kicked out a long time ago?
RobbieH: yes. so sweet of you to remember
RobbieH: but kicked out is such a cruel term
RobbieH: i resigned
victim: didn't u sleep under some girl's bed in hanley?!
RobbieH: how do you know so much about me
victim: i'm just as good at stalking as you are my friend
RobbieH: damn
victim: that's real creepy though ya know
victim: some girl's bed? kinda weird...
RobbieH: i thought it was kind of erotic
RobbieH: woulda been the best if i had brought along a photo of you and wacked off to it under the bed
victim: fabulous ernie...really
RobbieH: is it too late to say that i'm not ernie?
victim: a little
victim: you kinda already admitted it
victim: it's ok, i won't tell
victim: haha
RobbieH: our little secret
RobbieH: lol
RobbieH: hopefully this wont interfere with me running for president someday
victim: no way
victim: so what else should i know about you
RobbieH: i hope this doesnt mean that i cant watch you shower anymore though
victim: ernie...
victim: there are no windows in our bathroom hun
RobbieH: how bout watching you take ****s
victim: u gotta have this stuff figured out if you're gonna be a legitimate stakler
RobbieH: well can i hide under your bed?
victim: i've got boxes under it
RobbieH: darn
victim: there's really no room for you
RobbieH: how bout the closet
victim: full of clothes
victim: there's really no way we can hang out
victim: i'm sorry
RobbieH: i guess i'll just have to watch you from a distance
RobbieH: which is ok with me
victim: how far of a distance?
RobbieH: hows 50 ft sound to you
RobbieH: fair enough?
victim: is that how far you liev?
RobbieH: no
victim: and we've never hung out?
victim: oh, so you're like across campus
victim: well i don't make it out much
RobbieH: something like that
RobbieH: so it'll just make those times i see u more special eh?
victim: do how are your sisters?
victim: did shea graduate already?
RobbieH: fantastic. how nice of you to ask
RobbieH: no
victim: does she still go here?
RobbieH: yes
RobbieH: nice to see we're all on a first name basis here
victim: hmm
victim: haven't seen her around
RobbieH: like 1 big happy family
victim: well you've been following me since february
RobbieH: wow thats so thoughtful of you to be looking around for her
victim: i feel like we're kinda close now
victim: what's your other sister's name again?
RobbieH: sure feels that way. im sure were gonna have to have u over for thanksgiving
victim: u not gonna answer me?
RobbieH: na
victim: i know what she looks like, but i can't remember her name
RobbieH: i plead the 5th
victim: oh, that's lame
victim: she got kicked out too, right?
RobbieH: now why would u think that
victim: i hear things
RobbieH: do u think that poorly of us
RobbieH: to think that we all get kicked out
victim: so who else has myspace profiles up?
victim: oh, by no means do i think badly of you
RobbieH: lol
victim: we all make mistakes, right?
victim: i found mine
RobbieH: true
victim: anyone else from my house?
RobbieH: i'll have to plead the 5th on that too
victim: because you don't know huh
RobbieH: i have a bad memory
victim: it wasn't THAT long ago
RobbieH: well u know, i have so much going on in my life
RobbieH: it's hard to keep track of things
victim: stalking everyday
victim: so busy
RobbieH: lol
victim: what else do you do w/ your life?
RobbieH: time flies
victim: i mean, witt is the happening place to be, right?
RobbieH: of course
RobbieH: thats why i'm still around
victim: so if you're so into me, what was i for halloween? lol
RobbieH: lol
victim: c'mon...quiz time
victim: i wanna know how much u know about me
RobbieH: have no clue
victim: that's pathetic!
victim: u didn't even stalk me on a holiday?!
RobbieH: im not as good as u think
victim: wow
victim: oh, i don't think you're good at this at all
RobbieH: its more of a part time gig
victim: so back to your sister...
victim: she used to be in my classes...where'd she go?
RobbieH: u seem to know so much about me, yet i know nothing about you. why dont we talk about your family
victim: i don't have one
victim: but thanks for the assumption
RobbieH: how did you know i even had sisters
victim: i'm just as good of a stalker a

 

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