Does anyone know any car jokes?

 

the only one that comes to my head right now is "whats the difference between a 600hp supra, and 1200 hp supra?

..abouta half asecond"

 

Whats the difference between byers teggy, and a bucket of ****?

















The bucket.

 

What is the difference between Ben's EP and a Honda fit?










None...both are wannabe minivans

 

BURN!!!!

 

ha, whats the difference between roto's Saab and a rental car?





trick question, gm onlymakes rental cars....there fore, roto drives a rental car!!!
*edit* with the exception of the 'vette.....and the camaro.

 

Hmmm....where can I rent a Solstice?

 

"entiprise....well pick you up"

 

Ok, well can we stay on topic and forget about bashing the Saab driver and the Minivan driver. Lmfao

 

How is that off topic? Minivans and saabs are cars too:-D