" I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ***.... and I'm all out of bubble gum" ~They Live

"It's a trick.. get an axe" ~Army of Darkness

"That's Right!!! a Hand Grenade!" ~Death Race 2000

Chime in, everybody has favorites

 

I'm so over BORAT! But......

but there will never be enough Superbad, Anchorman or 300


"HAHA! Funny thing about my back is it's located on my ****!"

"Insert any line from Anchorman here"

and do i really need to say anything about 300???/?

 

Most of "The Mask" starring Jim Carrey, not the one with cher and the kid with the scary face. all of that was awesome, icing on the cake is a pre-anorexic Cameron Diaz.

 

^^^ I know, she looked so much better before she stopped eating. LOL

"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'FINE?'" Evil Dead 2

 

+1 on ANY Bruce Campbell quote. That man is the king, baby.

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh*t... and Jack just left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Great thread!

 

"A firesale is a myth, thats not whats going on here." "Please tell me shes not in charge here and is only here for show." - Live Free Die Hard

"That sounds great and all but I think id have to pass jerkoff." - Bruce Willis

 

"Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens"

"Your boys might get me in a rush but not before I make your head into a canoe"
-both qoutes from Tombstone

"She likadeway de d**k tastes!" - Knocked Up

 

pfff...those qoutes suck...
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“I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds or least I'm free nothing else matters�diesel....


jk...me and my friends always use that quote....or the whole..."sean....have you been racing" from tokyo drift.....


I LOVE FAST AND THE FURIOUS~!!!!!

 

"Luke, I am YOUR FATHER" - Darth Vader

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

 

you just had to brin that out didn't you... not once EVER does anyone say "Luke i am your father"

Vader- If only you knew the power of the dark side... Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
Luke- He told me enough he told me you killed him
Vader- No, I am your father
Luke- No, That's not true, that's impossible
Vader- Search your feelings you know it be true
Luke- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vader- Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son


and that was all from memory, i can recite almost the entire movie