Okay, this is pretty urgent, so the faster you guys can do this, the better. Anyway, here's what I need.

Okay, here's the background you need to use:



See that rock in the foreground? Not the one on the far right, but the one to the middle-ish left-ish? Yeah, that one. On that rock, I need this snail:



to be riding this bicycle:



with a poodle on his head.

This poodle, if you could:



If possible, I need the snail to be sporting a mohawk with the cliche "Mom" tattoo in front of a heart on his neck.



Like I said, time is of the utmost importance. I trust you guys won't let me down.

 

im on it!

 

 

BAHAHAHAHA Funniest Post/Response I Have Ever Seen!!! LMAO

 

Thanks, man, that's EXACTLY what I needed. I got in a little over my head with the Swiss mafia and I needed that picture or I was going to be swimming with the fiskeri, whatever that means. I owe you, dude.

 

you're welcome anything for a mustang owner. i would do anything for someone whose car is faster than every honda ever made

 

lol

WTF

 

i vote this "Best Chop of......EVER!!!