I am using PhotoImpact

 

post a picture and me or some other shoopwhoopers will add them

 

no no I am trying to learn how to do it

 

photoshop is hard, especially if you want it to look legit. If your a noob at it I suggest you just give up and let someone else do it, or start taking classes. It isnt really something you can learn in a day or over the internet. I took a semester long coarse on it and I still am not that good at it.