^ yes huh Mike Wazowski From Monsters, Inc Duhhh

 

^ mike with 1 i

 

^ noodle nose

 

^ was a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap" Video

 

^ owns a ford because of his small *****

 

^ believes his zj is a awesome uni-body offroad machine

 

^ doesnt know how bad *** my unibody jeep is oh ill load a pic for you,


thats right a full size suburban, nobody couldnt get him out, a full size f150 with 35's and a full size chevy with 38's tried.

want more? did i mention i have lockers front and rear?


had to throw in a few more to make ya feel pretty ****y
something your ford will never do


pulled a 1 ton dodge 4x4 dually out that was completely sunk


hauled 125 square bales that weighed 60 lbs each


pulled a toyota out that tried to follow me


forgot to mention i owned a ford on 48's that had a 16 in lift. roughest damn ride of my life

 

^doesn't get 30+ mpg.

 

^ is correct i get 11 ftl
but do with my civics

 

^ Likes to get muddy