arrested for stealing my own car
so last saturday me and my buddy were hanging out at the car meet before the street races (which i dont participate in). we decide to go get a pack of smokes and something to drink from the gas station. as im pulling out from the station i floor it to get onto the other side of the street and my car roared. my buddy says "you should keep it down, theres a cop up the road," to which i replied "oh, you mean like the one right behind us?" sure enough, the cherries fireup behind us and we get pulled over. now, i had accidentally left my wallet in my apartment so i had no license or regustration on me. also, my steering column was torn apart from a push buttn start i was wiring earlier that day. once the cop finds these both out, he puts two and two together and asked me to step out of the vehicle. the last thing my buddy sees is me getting thrown onto my trunk with my hands behind my back and another officer with a gun and tazer in hand. hes sh!tting his pants. so i get thrown in the back of the squad car and am being interogated trying to lead me to admit to stealing the car. once they figure out the cars mine we all ease up and start joking around with each other. one officer asks "so do you any racing?" and i said, "sir there cant be more than 130hp in that car, wha do you think?" the both started laughing. so my buddy, whos was still terrified from the scene he saw before, now turns around to see me leaning on the cop car slapping a cop on the shoulder and we're all lauging. he is now confused as all hell. in the end i got nothing for the license and insurance, a fix it ticket for the muffler (ironically i bought a new quieter one the day before) and a hell of a story. the night ended with us going to a party a an all girls college
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