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Beware of this program Wife 1.0

Old Dec 11, 2005 | 11:44 PM
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Upgrading to Wife 1.0


Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Bachelor Party 2.5, and Pub Night 7.0 are no longer able to run on the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even though the apps worked fine before).

Wife 1.0 provides no installation options. Thus, the installation of undesired plug-ins such as Mother-in-law 55.8 and the Brother-in-law Beta is unavoidable. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features my friend would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:

* A "don't remind me again" button.
* Minimize button.
* Ability to delete the "headache" file
* An install feature that provides an option to uninstall 2.0 versions without loss of other system resources.
* An option to run the network driver in "promiscuous mode" allowing the system's Hardware Probe feature to be much more useful/effective.

I myself wish I had decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 3.0 Even here, however, I have found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 4.0 on top of girlfriend 3.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 3.0 first; otherwise the two versions of Girlfriend will have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. Other users have told me that this is a long-standing problem that I should have been aware of. Guess that explains what happened to versions 1 and 2.

To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another identified problem is that all versions of Girlfriend have annoying little messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0!

VIRUS ALERT

All users should be aware that Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MS Money files before doing the uninstall itself. Once that happens, Mistress 1.1 won't install and you will get an "insufficient resources" error message. To avoid the aforementioned bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and " never" run any file transfer applications (such as Laplink) between the two systems.

FYI: Don't even think about a shared directory!!!
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 07:12 AM
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Sounds like someone needs a remote control for their system...



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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 08:12 AM
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Hahaha. Classic!
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 09:07 AM
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haha that was so great..in the begining i couldent tell if it was actaully a progam or not[&:]
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 09:22 AM
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HaHa.... well I could come back with a husband 1.0 version... but since you all are guys... i'll just tell you what u wanna here.... your great.... your amazing... your wonderful Thanks for the Monday morning laugh and remember not all of us are the standard version.... some of us like guys night out too! lol
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 11:44 AM
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Holy crap, that's funny... Just do you know Fran, we're all looking for open-source versions like you, but they're still hard to find for most programs.
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.
As long as this means you didn't download the "crabs.dll" file, you're better off than you think!!!
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 02:47 PM
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That was great!! Made my day of taking finals a bit brighter.
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 04:42 PM
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Holy crap, that's funny... Just do you know Fran, we're all looking for open-source versions like you, but they're still hard to find for most programs.
Though quanities are limited they are out there.
 
Old Dec 12, 2005 | 06:02 PM
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ORIGINAL: mill$civic

haha that was so great..in the begining i couldent tell if it was actaully a progam or not[&:]
same here
 

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