Some little punk *** bastards egged my car last night. Can you believe that who would stoop to that level and throw eggs at someones car. Awww! I'm pissed!

 

You answered your own question! Then when you go give them the long over due beating, they likely deserve, you're the bad guy! Hope you got that egg **** off the paint before it ruined the finish. Just have the little cork soakers lick it off with their tongues! Little fvckers!

SMOKEM

 

A douchebag in a mustang springs to mind...

 

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

If you haven't washed it off yet, do so immediately. Eggs will eat through your clear coat, and probably your paint

 

pressure washers are nice

 

Not to mention if you don't wash it off immediately it'll stink forever

 

little kids for sure..

 

My mom's Acura TL type S got egged once and you can still see where it ate through the finish in one spot if the sun angle is right.

 

Dude I would be finding a way to track there asses down