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Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:36 AM
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Chevrolet= Constantly having every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering techniques

Mazda= Most always zipping dangerously around

Pontiac= Poor old ***** thinks its a caddillac

Honda= Had one never did again

BMW= Broke my Wallet

Nissan= Needs improvement so start again Nappanese

Dodge= Drips oil drops grease everywhere
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:47 AM
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What does Rotos SAAB sound like?
























I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 03:09 AM
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^ To Roto????
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 03:11 AM
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^^^WHAT?!?!?!
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 03:18 AM
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Haha, I said it. [sm=bananallama.gif]
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 07:16 AM
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Top 10 Indications the Rumors of the Ford-Honda Merger May be True

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New Civic hatchback to be offered in LX, EX, Si and Boss 302 models.

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Quality is now Job One. (Jobs Two and Three are drinking coffee and following the Detroit Red Wings.)


That is pretty damn funny
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 11:25 AM
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Woah remmy's got over 10k posts
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 11:58 AM
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Honda= Had one never did again
so, is that saying that there so reliable that you only need to buy one in a life time...or is that implying that you should never buy one?
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 12:21 PM
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Ill take a Boss 302 Civic.
 
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 12:48 PM
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bOSS 302 WITH vtec
 

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