See, what I do when people screw with my car is...


I jump up onto their hoods, stomping as hard as I can to make sure I dent it.

Then, I pull down my pants to my ankles like a little kid peeing at a urinal and I **** all over the windshield. Also, if they're close enough, I'll pee on them. Then I'll bend down and take a nice big poo on the hood. Then I go sit in the driver seat and use the corner of their seats to wipe.


Moral of the story, I don't like when people mess with my car. This one time, this kid put greasy hand prints all over my car the day I got it detailed... I cut his hands off and stapled them to his knees.

 

hahahahahahaha!using the seats to wipe lol.. then the steering wheel too

 

+1 on the shrink wrap...i work at petsmart and we do that to everyones car on their last day.....cuz when we close and drive away at the end of the nite...they usually have no box cutter or nothing...they have to unroll it layer by layer and that takes forever!!! we did that to this dude with a tricked out camaro and i went to my ex-boyfriends house for about30 minthen went home....to get to my house from my ex-boyfriends you have to pass by petsmart and when we did he was still out there...i didnt know it would take that long so i stopped and offered him a box cutter

 

If you have his keys, disconnect the ground for the ECU, engine, or trans. The car won't run and it will drive him nuts trying to figure out what is wrong. Or you can remove his valve cores from the tires.

 

haha you should wire his brakes to his horn so everytime he breaks the car honks hahaha or make it so when he gets in his car his doors wont open and windows won't go down hahaha

 

My favorite prank of all time is wiring the horn to his brake lights.

 

hahaha i just said that [sm=itsok.gif]

 

Oh lol.

anyway I found a video of somebody who did that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGj70rJcHg

 

damn i wanna watch that but im on the stupid school computers they won't open youtube.com its mad dumb

 

hahahaha horn into the brake lights would be sooooo funny!

Saran wrap would be funny too, or depending on hwo big his car is, get like 10 guys to pick it up and carry it to some place ridiculous