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Toyota FJ Cruisers
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Joined: Mar 2005
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GOOD ONE! I completely forgot about those homofied peices of ****! Every time i see one on the highway (where they don't ****ing belong in the first place) I want to kick the stupid thing over onto it's side.
And I think FJ's are bad ***, I'd own one in a heartbeat...it'd look like this..
And I think FJ's are bad ***, I'd own one in a heartbeat...it'd look like this..
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 11,248
From: Charleston
Seriously though, about the Aztek.
Can you imagine how that went down on the pitch in the GM board room?
"Listen guys! Pontiac has whipped up this AMAZING concept of its first SUV! Here are the pictures!" <shuffling click of a projector> " It will have just as much ground clearance as a Grand Prix and feature A/C outlets in the back with optional jerry rigged tail gate trunk! How EFFING COOL IS THAT!?"
Little did the GM board know that it will hit the top 3 of the worst production cars ever made in the history of automobiles and sport the absolute most terrible transmissions. To boot it would also feature 50k+ tires that would wear out within 20k miles.
Great job GM! I just still cant conceive how you guys are going bankrupt. You have so many different choices like the Cadillac Escalade... err Tahoe with an analog clock... erm Yukon. What about the Envoy...err Trail Blazer? Dont forget the Silverado...errr uhh GMC 1500...errmmm Cadillac SUT.
OMG! It just dawned on me that GM has so much over-valued crap that it competes with its own self! If I was a GM stock holder, the dayI found out that they had three of the exact same vehicles on the exact same frame with different badges, I would have bailed a long time ago. Which would have been somewhere in the late 90's.
Can you imagine how that went down on the pitch in the GM board room?
"Listen guys! Pontiac has whipped up this AMAZING concept of its first SUV! Here are the pictures!" <shuffling click of a projector> " It will have just as much ground clearance as a Grand Prix and feature A/C outlets in the back with optional jerry rigged tail gate trunk! How EFFING COOL IS THAT!?"
Little did the GM board know that it will hit the top 3 of the worst production cars ever made in the history of automobiles and sport the absolute most terrible transmissions. To boot it would also feature 50k+ tires that would wear out within 20k miles.
Great job GM! I just still cant conceive how you guys are going bankrupt. You have so many different choices like the Cadillac Escalade... err Tahoe with an analog clock... erm Yukon. What about the Envoy...err Trail Blazer? Dont forget the Silverado...errr uhh GMC 1500...errmmm Cadillac SUT.
OMG! It just dawned on me that GM has so much over-valued crap that it competes with its own self! If I was a GM stock holder, the dayI found out that they had three of the exact same vehicles on the exact same frame with different badges, I would have bailed a long time ago. Which would have been somewhere in the late 90's.
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Joined: May 2007
Posts: 11,417
From: FL
LOL, I just watched one. At a 70MPH crash straight into a concrete barrier the frame was really sturdy, but you'll get a steering wheel shoved into your *****. lol
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Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 395
From: Ohio
Smart cars look like aborted Yaris hatchbacks. And the FJ cruiser looks like an aborted hummer.
Although, the only way I would ever drive a Smart car is if it were converted to a Smartuki...... Smart car + Suzuki Hayabusa engine = ridonculousness. If I had one I'd beat the **** out of it for fun. I think of them as little more than a go kart with doors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_CgGGDglY
Although, the only way I would ever drive a Smart car is if it were converted to a Smartuki...... Smart car + Suzuki Hayabusa engine = ridonculousness. If I had one I'd beat the **** out of it for fun. I think of them as little more than a go kart with doors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_CgGGDglY