Civic Blog Entry read this its funny
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Civic Blog Entry read this its funny
Dear Honda owners,
I don't want to race you.
That's right, I'm un-interested in trying to challenge you and your faux supercar in a drag race between stoplights downtown. I don't know why you all feel the need to glare at me while the light is red. You don't have to change your grip on the steering wheel like its a pair of motorcycle handlebars, either. You especially don't need to rev your four-cylinder with its loud exhaust system because you might tempt me to want to race you.
I don't.
What really gets me, though, is with the abundance of similarly craptastic hondas out there, why do you want to race me? The way I figure it, you want to race everything in sight. My Jeep has less than 200 horsepower and the aerodynamics of a barn. However, I suppose the near-verticle air dam which is my windshield isn't neccesarily discouraging to someone who puts a god-d*mn wing on the back of a front wheel drive car. More downforce for the rear wheels then, eh? That way you can accelerate faster, right? Great work, dipsh*t.
But seriously. I don't get it. I don't ask you to go drive trails with me. I don't wave and say 'lets go haul *ss through a mud pit'. Sure, I spend about as much time off pavement as you do on the track, but at least I can tell the difference between a race car and a 4x4. Does my Jeep look like a challenge or something? Do you and your honda friends get together and say 'Dood! I just beat that Jeep with the big tires and low gears! I'm so fast!'
The way I figure it, your car sucks so much, you can't beat any of the other Hondas, and sure as hell don't want to admit defeat. Instead of buying a genuinely fast car, you choose to get your rocks off racing easy vehicles in your piece of sh*t. Way to go, bad*ss! I'm proud of you! Why don't we get together and beat up some kids later. I'll let you sucker punch a baby. It will be hard core.
Seriously, though. Please, please, the next time you see me, or any other non-challenging vehicle at a light, don't antagonize them and encourage them to 'race.' Instead, pull your head our of your *ss, and realize that your hatchback is probably faster than a minivan, delivery truck, recreational vehicle, bicycle, u-haul, and other similar underpowered non/aerodynamic vehicles. Oh, and don't forget, you're probably faster than me, too.
Go play some more Gran Turismo, and quit being a jackass.
Thank you.
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Happy readings.
I don't want to race you.
That's right, I'm un-interested in trying to challenge you and your faux supercar in a drag race between stoplights downtown. I don't know why you all feel the need to glare at me while the light is red. You don't have to change your grip on the steering wheel like its a pair of motorcycle handlebars, either. You especially don't need to rev your four-cylinder with its loud exhaust system because you might tempt me to want to race you.
I don't.
What really gets me, though, is with the abundance of similarly craptastic hondas out there, why do you want to race me? The way I figure it, you want to race everything in sight. My Jeep has less than 200 horsepower and the aerodynamics of a barn. However, I suppose the near-verticle air dam which is my windshield isn't neccesarily discouraging to someone who puts a god-d*mn wing on the back of a front wheel drive car. More downforce for the rear wheels then, eh? That way you can accelerate faster, right? Great work, dipsh*t.
But seriously. I don't get it. I don't ask you to go drive trails with me. I don't wave and say 'lets go haul *ss through a mud pit'. Sure, I spend about as much time off pavement as you do on the track, but at least I can tell the difference between a race car and a 4x4. Does my Jeep look like a challenge or something? Do you and your honda friends get together and say 'Dood! I just beat that Jeep with the big tires and low gears! I'm so fast!'
The way I figure it, your car sucks so much, you can't beat any of the other Hondas, and sure as hell don't want to admit defeat. Instead of buying a genuinely fast car, you choose to get your rocks off racing easy vehicles in your piece of sh*t. Way to go, bad*ss! I'm proud of you! Why don't we get together and beat up some kids later. I'll let you sucker punch a baby. It will be hard core.
Seriously, though. Please, please, the next time you see me, or any other non-challenging vehicle at a light, don't antagonize them and encourage them to 'race.' Instead, pull your head our of your *ss, and realize that your hatchback is probably faster than a minivan, delivery truck, recreational vehicle, bicycle, u-haul, and other similar underpowered non/aerodynamic vehicles. Oh, and don't forget, you're probably faster than me, too.
Go play some more Gran Turismo, and quit being a jackass.
Thank you.
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Happy readings.
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RE: Civic Blog Entry read this its funny
Last time I was comming home a guy in a Civic just like mine with a fart-can was trying to race me. I was just driving along and passed him then he sped up to stay even and kept reving at me. I never even looked at hime... I hate that ****. Go to a track or go home.
jk
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RE: Civic Blog Entry read this its funny
welcome to the forum, im not sure if you are putting this up trying to start somthing or its just your first post?
this kind of stuff it stupied because its people like 99.9% of this forum that are not like that and just want a ride that looks good with some zip in it, not everyone wants to race and be a jackass ...
this kind of stuff it stupied because its people like 99.9% of this forum that are not like that and just want a ride that looks good with some zip in it, not everyone wants to race and be a jackass ...
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whats funny is that i hated honda's, but then i realized that it wasn't the car, its the dumb azz behind the wheel. i think that this blog can describe not only the dumb drivers that happen to own a honda, but any sport compact in general. RICERS- thats what makes all of us that are enthusiast of imports and compacts in general look bad.
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This to me is histarical bc I own a Cherokee also. It really is the most awesomely aerodynamically designed vehicle out there!!! Yeah... but seriously it really isn't the car, it's the person behind the wheel that thinks thier stickers and APC exhaust makes them sooo fast. I laugh at them. I know my Honda isn't fast, it might be real quick one day, but I wouldn't put it in the fast category. Still doesn't change what and how I plan to mod my Honda.
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"I'll even let you sucker punch a baby. It'll be hardcore."
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Thats amazing.
I too wasnt in to Civics or Hondas a first, and you could quote me as saying "Civics are like ***-holes, everone has one." but now all thats changed as Ive actually realized cars dont make the moron, the moron drives the car.
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Thats amazing.
I too wasnt in to Civics or Hondas a first, and you could quote me as saying "Civics are like ***-holes, everone has one." but now all thats changed as Ive actually realized cars dont make the moron, the moron drives the car.