so heres a warning...

if you are staring at a girl in the backseat of a car at a light...and her boyfriend asks you what your looking at, just shut your mouth

my friend said something stupid back... 3 guys rush out of the car, the three of us rush out, so its 1 on 1 all around

i connect 1 decent right and then its blackness...

next thing i know im in an amublance with a swollen (thankfully not broken, again) nose...split bottom lip all the way around, and really swollen top lip and cuts and shoe marks on my face, 2 loose teeth, lots of skin missing on my hands

turns out the 6 bonged beers, 2 pints and the 40 i drank kinda took down my tolerance to face shots...my friends said when they turned around i was laying out cold face first in a pool of blood getting kicked in the face over and over

moral of the story, dont get too drunk and lose a fight in the middle of the road

i got lucky, only the above mentioned injuries and a pretty decent concussion

 

girls arent worth it

 

that's why cars come with tire irons.... duhhhh

 

why didn't you kick his ***?

 

beer bongs FTMFL!!1

 

hahahaha Ive lived by that before. Used it when i got jumped by my GFs ex and 2 of his friends.

 

i just carry a stun baton in my car

 

Self control Is all I can say

 

Im mature and dont fight people over childish things. Then again im not exactly a small guy, so that may work in my favor.

 

****ty deal man. Must have been some comment..