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el oh el
So today I'm happily sitting at my computer when a strange car pulls up and parks in front of my house. I go to the window to see who it is... I don't recognize the car. It's a white '98 cavalier.... white motegi wheels, a body kit, and a gi-normous wing. Well, I keep looking since I'm pretty curious as to whose car this is. I'm shocked (but not too shocked) when my friend, let's call him Jimbo-billy-bob-billy-jim, steps out of the car. Of course, I want to know what's been done to the car. He tells me about how "he's been working on the car for the last two weeks" and how "everything that's been done to the car was done by him". That's funny.... the wheels have horrible curb marks. The kit has cracks and looks like it's been on for a while. And the wing's aluminum is starting to get that oxidized haze that aluminum parts get after a while. But to top it off, he asks me if I want to take a ride in it (of course I say yes). While we're driving, he keeps telling me about how "he's running turbo, about 6 lbs of boost." Funny; I don't hear a turbo. And I haven't heard a BOV yet. He starts to suspect something, I think, because he quickly makes something up for why there's no blowoff... "It's got an internal wastegate; that pop you hear when I let off the gas is actually the blowoff." Funny.... I was under the impression that wastegates had nothing to do with blowoff valves. But the kicker is this: when we got back to my house, I opened his hood and took a look. Well, Jimbo-billy-bob-billy-jim kept on rattling on about his turbo while I was looking at a PLAINLY NATURALLY-ASPIRATED ENGINE. It was so hard not to laugh... you've got to understand, this is a kid that lies about literally everything. He just makes **** up for the fun of it. Well, anyway, all-in-all it's a pretty sick car. A bit ricy for my tastes, but it still looks pretty good.
(Oh, did I mention.. he kept playing with a "boost controller" while he was driving.... I got a chance to look at the thing one time when he was playing with it... it was a Jet performance controller lol)
(Oh, did I mention.. he kept playing with a "boost controller" while he was driving.... I got a chance to look at the thing one time when he was playing with it... it was a Jet performance controller lol)
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RE: el oh el
ORIGINAL: lawlersauce
A little too ricy for you? You must be asian, cause that is extreme rice.
A little too ricy for you? You must be asian, cause that is extreme rice.
and Masonn... I didn't really pay attention to the engine (I was trying too hard not to laugh about his throttle bod---I mean, turbocharger) but I think it was the 2.2l lol... I'll have to take a look next time I get a chance