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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 06:39 PM
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Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the ****tails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said," FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
 
Old Nov 26, 2005 | 07:59 PM
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ooooohhhhh thats badone time at work this chick went behind the back door and took a **** even tho we have the cleanist bathrooms in town!!!..it was really grose,all over the ground with napiks she used[:'(]..i was working with 2 other guys, when i saw here back there i should of gone to see what she was doing..that would of imbarrised the hell out of her and all her firends with her
 
Old Nov 26, 2005 | 08:22 PM
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EW! She pee'd outside of your work. Where she works too?? What if your boss would have seen or something. OMG if I did that at my work, Im sure that would be the last day I was welcome there!
 
Old Nov 26, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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hehehe, nice joke red si
 
Old Nov 26, 2005 | 09:20 PM
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Muahahaha!
 
Old Nov 26, 2005 | 10:52 PM
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haha that was a good one!
 
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