lmao thats soo cool [sm=roll.gif]

 

ahahhaha lmao, nice find man

 

That's F**King Awesome!

 

Haha that was great.

 

nice. How did you stumble across that one?

 

For me, the force is my ally...


it was posted on another forum haha

 

Hahaha, that was stellar.

"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more *********?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."

 

Mr. T and Vin Diesel once had an epic battle. Chuck Norris won.


and Chuck Norris knows a wrong way to eat Reeses.

 

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.


That last one is still my favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time

 

similarly amusing results come from googling "french military victories" and going for the I'm feeling lucky