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haha you cant get mad
lol i've got ADD a lil bit so i'm only hating on myself!
How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes? |
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What's 50 feet long, has no pubic hair, and cries about everything?
The ticket line for a Dashboard Confessional concert. |
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Boy do i wish my lawn was emo.
That way it'd cut itself. |
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'll just sit in the dark and cry about it. |
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lol im laughing really hard cuz of that one ^ :D
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Aw I thought we were just gonna have a war of jokes. Haha. I could have also used the answer "2, one to cry about it and one to write a song about it" on the joke above.
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Whats the difference between a fag and a refridgerator?
The refridgerator doesnt fart when you take the meat out. |
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thats as funny as a screen door in a submarine....
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a laight bulb?
Hey, f**k you! |
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Where is the keyboard? |
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Well then...
How many civic owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Where's the 10mm? |
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How many civic owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Third drawer on the right! |
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ORIGINAL: WhiteRabbit1021 Aw I thought we were just gonna have a war of jokes. haha all mine are really bad, theyd prolly offend people |
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why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?
because the dishwasher has to match the sink. |
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ORIGINAL: baker why does a woman wear white on her wedding day? because the dishwasher has to match the sink. |
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^ please... you honestly don't get that one... man you ARE young...
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I might as well add to this... i heard this from my girlfriends father years ago, and just herd it on the radio as a "trivia" question
If it take 6 men, 6 days to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole You can't dig half a hole dumbass |
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ORIGINAL: baker why does a woman wear white on her wedding day? because the dishwasher has to match the sink. |
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing....She's already been told twice. (yes morally offensive, but I like it) |
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ORIGINAL: WhiteRabbit1021 Well then... How many civic owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Where's the 10mm? |
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ORIGINAL: suckmycivic What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing....She's already been told twice. (yes morally offensive, but I like it) ahahaha that one never gets old |
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how many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. |
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how many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. |
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What's the difference between a 20 year old and a 10 year old?
Raping the 20 year old isn't funny |
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ORIGINAL: Stimpy how many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. yeah this one is the best so far... |
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Damnit... I got topped. Time to pull out the dead baby jokes.
What's white and red all over and screaming and thrashing in pain? A skinned baby in a tub of salt. |
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ORIGINAL: Stimpy how many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. |
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thats funny |
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lmao good 1 stimpy
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Why are most civic owners male?
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen. |
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ORIGINAL: WhiteRabbit1021 Damnit... I got topped. Time to pull out the dead baby jokes. What's white and red all over and screaming and thrashing in pain? A skinned baby in a tub of salt. What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork |
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Holy sh*t, seriously, you guys dont even want to get me started. Just recently me and my friends have been bringing out the Helen Keller and dead baby jokes, and thats it: its on! WARNING: There are some really messed up offensive jokes below, so im just warning you....
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor. How do you a dead baby across the road? Staple it to the chicken. What scratches at the window before it explodes? A baby in the microwave. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. Whats the worst part about 10 babies in a barrel? The one at the bottoms still alive. Whats worse than that? It has to eat its way out. Whats worse than that? It comes back for seconds. Whats blue and sits in the corner? A baby with a bag over its head. Whats green and sits in a corner? The same baby a week later. How do you make a baby go MEOW? With a chansaw: MEOOOOOOOOOW! How do you make teh same baby go WOOF? Pour some gas on it, light a match, drop it, WOOF! How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the iron. Howd she burn the other side? They called back. Why couldnt Helen Keller scream when she was falling off a cliff? She has her mittens on (think about it:D) How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Rearrange the furinture in the living room. How did Helen Keller burn her face? She went bobbing for french fries. And the ender of all enders........(this ones soo bad) How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left a plunger in the toilet. |
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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans. |
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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Rearrange the furinture in the living room. thats pure gold right there lol What do a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist have in common?? They can both smell it but they cant eat it |
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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees :D |
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hahaha that some funny **** here
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What's the difference between a cadillac and a mountain of dead babies?
I don't have a cadillac in my garage. |
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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other ones a watermelon. |
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