How no sex could kill your man.

Thats right... you better give your guy some TLC tonight!

 

"Hello, i haven't had sex in weeks and thats enough to kill a man.....medical fact"



new foolproof pickup line

 

It's when you can't get it up, not when you don't get enough, so I guess that means my x maybe won't live so long, hmm, that might not be so bad[8D] sorry, I'm sure it's scary for some of you

 

great words of carlos mencia... :if guys dont satisfy you its our fault, but when we cant get it up, we have to go to the doctor.

the truth is there is nothing wrong with men.... some women are just so verry ugly.

 

Chim has no complaints, as I have a drive equivalent to that of an adolescent boy

 

So that's why...She wants the 1.5 million if I die. She always said I was worth more dead than alive. At 37 I still get plenty of looks from woman, the problem is, the wife doesn't look very often. She must want that money. What about woman??? Can they die too. I'll get a cool 1.5 mill if I hold out

 

*will never understand why women hold out* Chicks are weird. And before any females start bashing me, I AM female,lol.

 

haha, you sound like my girlfriend, i can pretty much always count on her being "ready"

 

Isn't it great!! hehe

 

then why dont guys die before they lose their virginity....all that time they are getting no sex....



no sex doesnt kill my man