^ I know: "That dress looks realy good on you, but it would look so much better crumpled up on my bedroom floor."

 

^^^^or...i know i am gay and everything, but i really want to know what the sensual caress of a woman feels like...

 

That realy does sound like something a gay person would say...I bet it would work on someone.

 

LMAO!!!

 

tell your wife thanks, ya i feel really weard talking to girls i meet about cars, i dont no why..unless they say somthing like "nice car" and ask me about it, thats the only way i will bring it up,i dont want to seem like "look at me,look at me!"...And be yourself is number 1, if somthing happens,your screwed. and acting gay is a NO,i would never do that

anyways, THANKS everyone!! ..i got to stop being shy and make a move, i havent been in the game since my ex, so i got to work my way back up, iv had a couple on the hook..but they have got away or became friends

 

In all seriousness, just ask one of em out. If you're able to get any sort of conversation going then they are at least somewhat interested in you. Don't worry about rejection cause' if they turn you down then they're probably pretty shallow having not given you a chance in the first place, just move on. Good luck man

 

If shes got skiis on her roof be like ":Are those your skis?" she says"yeah" you say "Both of them?" Lmkfao dumb and dumber

 

haha that is great!! i never thought about it like that..the shallow part

 

She says, No problem!