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Old Jun 8, 2010 | 02:38 PM
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This is all I wanted to say.
 
Old Jun 8, 2010 | 02:46 PM
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God has now spoken.

Can you change this thread into something more informative like "10 tips about God in general".
 

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Old Jun 8, 2010 | 02:58 PM
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No. Religion is a touchy subject in this neck of the woods. Not like people actually read tips I post.
 
Old Jun 8, 2010 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by StifflersMom
No. Religion is a touchy subject in this neck of the woods. Not like people actually read tips I post.
God should have no worries regardless of what neck of the woods he/she is in.

And I did read your tips. I am now always very polite to members of Mercedes and BMW forums, even when they deserve a good bashing.
 
Old Jun 8, 2010 | 03:16 PM
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God has no worries, however he doesn't like to deny his own existence.
 
Old Jun 8, 2010 | 04:49 PM
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...while God is compelled to maintain his existence, he is ironically intimidated by Mercedes forum members.
 
Old Jun 8, 2010 | 05:52 PM
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God isn't afraid, just smart enough not to get in the way of people who can prove his non-existence.
 
Old Jun 9, 2010 | 04:25 AM
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So if his non-existence can be proven, does StifflersMom exist?
 
Old Jun 9, 2010 | 05:17 AM
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No. StifflersMom only exists in your fantasies since you're high on shrooms.
 
Old Jun 9, 2010 | 06:30 AM
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Well, ****. I need to get off the shrooms then.
 
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