The Import Driver
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The Import Driver
The Import Driver:
The Import Driver:
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with its juiced motor,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
The Import Driver:
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with its juiced motor,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
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RE: The Import Driver
Last edited by BrianT; Apr 28, 2011 at 10:55 AM.
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Posts: 1,491
From: San Diego
RE: The Import Driver
Alright, I'm a little tipsy...but here is my version
The Import Driver:
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will win, I will win, I will win with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, with its warped rotors,
As the light turns green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang still sitting in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know the race will be tight when he finally gains traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the blow off valve sing,
My mirror is blocked by my sexy *** wing,
I now hear the roar of the heavy monster gaining,
Now all I can do is deliver this four-banger spanking,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this ego boosted car creeps on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
This loser turned right, instead of going straight,
Wondering why this guy even tried,
I know this bitch, went home and cried,
I wonder how much gas this guy just spent,
Or when he races, if he worries about making rent,
Can’t believe this guy pussed out, and turned right
With my new mods tomorrow…$hit I’ll take flight.
The Import Driver:
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will win, I will win, I will win with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, with its warped rotors,
As the light turns green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang still sitting in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know the race will be tight when he finally gains traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the blow off valve sing,
My mirror is blocked by my sexy *** wing,
I now hear the roar of the heavy monster gaining,
Now all I can do is deliver this four-banger spanking,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this ego boosted car creeps on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
This loser turned right, instead of going straight,
Wondering why this guy even tried,
I know this bitch, went home and cried,
I wonder how much gas this guy just spent,
Or when he races, if he worries about making rent,
Can’t believe this guy pussed out, and turned right
With my new mods tomorrow…$hit I’ll take flight.