Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (Scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a Jurkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of thiskey
Step 13: Bake the thiskey for 400 hours
Step 14: Pour another whisk of glasskey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the wurkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Gas the saying and give de ghost!
Tappy HANKSGRIVING!!!

Now you know why the Irish can’t rule the world!

 

hahaha Irish pride!