all to true...... ha ha

 

So heres a few.

So this boy is staying the night at his grandparents his house burnt down. So his parents were there to. Well he gets up in the morning and goes downstairs for breakfest he asks his grandma where his parentals are, she replies with "there still up in the bedroom" the boy chuckles and goes out to play. He comes in about noon and has lunch then the same question arises and he does the same chuckle. So he goes and plays intil dinner then comes back in and same question and same chuckle. So his grandma asked him what gives? The boy replies well dad asked me to go get some lube out of the car but I accidently grabbed the glue and not the lube.

 

And another:

An amish ladydriving her horse drawn buggy is stopped by a policeman.

"I wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of the buggy is broken" said the the cop

"I thank thee" replied the amish girl "I shall have my husband repair it when I get home"

"also, one of your reins is wrapped around the horses *********" replied the cop "have your husband check that to"

When the women got home she she told her husband about the reflector so he says "il check it out now" she then adds to it by saying "the officer also said there were problems with the emergency break"

 

So there was this man drinking soup in a resteraunt and he sees the waiter with a spoon in his pocket. He asks the waiter why he has a spoon in his pocket and the waiter says that the resteraunt did a survey to find out how to make the waiters more efficent. The survey said that waiters wasted 20hrs a year going back to the kitchen to get a customer a new spoon. The man calls the waiter over because he dropped his spoon and notices that the waiter had a string coming down from his fly. He asks the waiter what the string is for. He says that the same survey said that the waiters spent 100hrs washing thier hands after they went to the bathroom, so the string is wrapped around thier ***** and they pull out the string to pee and then they don't have to wash thier hands. The man was puzzled and asks the waiter how they put thier ***** back into thier pants. The waiter said that he didnt' know about the other waiters but he used the spoon.

 

Thought we already had a joke thread?? But I did a quick search and couldn't find it... sooo......


What did the snail say while riding on the turtles back??









WWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!![sm=bananallama.gif]

 

i did a search too before i made this but it said there wasnt any. well heres another.

why isnt there a disneyland in china?





cause nobodys tall enough to go on the good rides

 

Yea, the old joke thread got ditched if I remember right... It got lame and pointless quick which will probably be the fate of this one also.

 

I've got a bunch of good dead baby jokes, but not so sure if that's appropriate.

 

This one will forever remain funny to me!!!


Although that one is kinda hard to read..... I hope you can make it out and if not the drawings kinda speak for themselves! lol.

 

I don't think it is showing the picture, but it does say "stealijng Bandwidth, makes baby Jesus cry" which is also great [sm=lol.gif]