I made this months ago while I was extremely hyper, and in a tear down mood. I was trying to be stupid, and had just sold my old mirage and was talking to a friend who owned one at the time. Thats why I threw the mirage joke in there....and at the time the si also was in extreme need of new struts so I couldn't drive it that often and thats why I said it was "hurtin" lol. NO its not serious, and YES I know I am white......with that said read and enjoy a good laugh



[/color]Saleen4265:[/color] [/font]My names ben simon and im hittin them beats, when I hit the mic, bitches hit their feet, I got a black si, and everybody knows its true, it may be hurtin now, but in time it'll be flyin past you, can't touch a honda and can't touch me, put the to together and YOU"LL be bowing at my feet
Saleen4265:Her name is sye, and all better respect, when I pop the hood shes got a ****in vtec, she looks sweet on the outside, packs a punch on the in, ask her who her master is, and shes sure to say Ben
Saleen4265: When I pop the clutch, she really starts to scream, she likes it rough, My honda does it mean
Pull up thinkin your buck, rev it up at the light, after third gear, she'll have your *** thinkin twice
Evolution8917:hahaha thats bad
Saleen4265:ahaha
Saleen4265:I should get a deal
Evolution8917:yea then buy me a fast car
Saleen4265:Everybody gets a remix, so heres part two, passin up dodges, mirages, nissans its true
Evolution8917:haha
Saleen4265:light turns green open up the throttle hear the vtec gettin mean
Saleen4265:maybe through first, you can stay near the back, once I get grip, well then it gets sad
Saleen4265:powershiftin like crazy, got the vtec runnin, when we cross the finish line, she looks real cunnin
Evolution8917:hahahaha
Saleen4265:come back again, hit another run, cody pulls up, Im daddy and he's my son
Evolution8917:hahaha
Saleen4265:I dog walk up, the track you'll see, said he could hang? With what a tree?
Evolution8917:ouch
Saleen4265:He must be fast, cruisin through the lanes, probably make me faint, its so fast it aint got all its paint
Evolution8917:HAHAHA
Saleen4265:I got the right to hate, ***** you know its true, if you ever pulled up to me, just like him, thats how I'd do you
Evolution8917:lol
Saleen4265:can you spin em in second, slidin through the gears? oh what its an automatic, and your still a queer
Saleen4265:haha jk with that last one
Evolution8917:k eminem hate to interupt you, but im outta here
Evolution8917:hahahaha ***
Saleen4265:[color=#000000] alright
[font="times new roman"]Evolution8917:later
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I read a bit of it but ADHD boy checked in and I couldnt finish it! but nice for what I did read!

 

Pretty funny Ben. Whiteboy Rappers FTW!!! ROFLMAO

 

Hopefully VH1 will see this and get me on "The White Rapper Show"

 

I got about 1/4 of the way through, and realized that I was getting dumber with every line...

thanks

 

i cant beleive you posted that sarah (HCF chat knows sarah)

 

Will the real slim shady please stand up....................

 

Gracias senior gayo

 

Seriously, didnt' we just have a thread about this kind of ****?

 

You clearly do not know what gayo means. You're thinking I said gay, and added an o at the end.