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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 04:32 PM
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I have noticed that around my town the more sporty or exotic a car is, the slower they go and the age of the driver goes up. I started to put this together today, when i passed a Porche Boxter like it was standing still. I slow down to just discover that the driver is 200 years old and a grand total of 3 inches from the steering wheel. After i got out of the store that i was going to i saw that a corvetter was doing the samething, this time it was an older woman driving. I just don't know why old people get all these nice cars with all the power at thier right their in front of them. When i become president of the world i am going to pass a law that makes all people to have to drive exotic cars that they buy on a track, if they don't drive them like are meant to be driven then they can't buy them that simple. i just don't think that they should get to buy those cars. any one feel the same way??
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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because they can afford to.
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 06:22 AM
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when i passed a Porche Boxter like it was standing still. I slow down to just discover that the driver is 200 years old and a grand total of 3 inches from the steering wheel.
That part had me laughing my *** off last night


Its true what Nail said though. Those people probably pinched pennies, and took zero risks throughout the course of their lives and now they can afford nice toys.


...And think about it, do you really want an half deaf/blind 80 year old man in a Z06 driving it "aggressively" around town??
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 07:48 AM
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brian have you seen the 350z in town with the rims and carbon fiber hood, some lady in her 50's drives it!
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 09:12 AM
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Their money. Plus just because they dont drove like complete asshats all the time dont mean they dont push them. My dad is over 50 and when he bought the formula(the one I own now) he damn near wrecked and killed himself a number of times. Not because he cant drive but because he was hammering on it in the wrong place. Lets see how you drive a sports car when you spend a majority of your pention on it.
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 10:18 AM
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I would say find a nice widowed old lady with no family who drives a nice car, and ask her if she needs her grass cut, her hedges trimmed, her pool cleaned, or her car washed. Tell her you will do all the services for free, and maybe you will get the car when she kicks the bucket. lol
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 10:33 AM
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maybe you will get the car when she kicks the bucket. lol
lol
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 10:56 AM
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Good call on that one. My uncle just bought a brand new vette so maybe ill get over there and start cutting.
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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I would say find a nice widowed old lady with no family who drives a nice car, and ask her if she needs her grass cut, her hedges trimmed, her pool cleaned, or her car washed. Tell her you will do all the services for free, and maybe you will get the car when she kicks the bucket. lol
or you could pull an Anna Nichole smith an marry the brod then make her sign over everythin when she dies
 
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 02:03 PM
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Don't complain!

When these old folks kick the bucket, they'll be leaving these super-fast two seaters to their children who'll be middle aged with families by that point. These middle aged folks will probably go on to sell these performance cars because they'd rather have the cash than the impractical car (fools!) and people like us get to find good deals on fast cars that have never been abused.
All we'll need to do is pop a new set of piston rings on and we'll be good to go! (Old people have the bad habit of never driving their cars fast or for long periods of time resulting in crap engine break-in.)
 



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