I saw this on another forum, found it funny.

This holiday is for singles only. Happens on Feb 14th and its called Ballentines Day. For those who don't know Ballentines is a type of scotch, so the basic premise is if your single tomorrow is a day for you to get completly plastered. If scotch isn't your thing, not to worry any alcohol will do the trick. Drink to Celebrate or more than likely Commiserate. Forget the lovey dovey stuff, get drunk and pass out.

 

Can i still get drunk even though i am technically not single?

 

haha, this holiday happens almost every weekend. But theres still girls involved.

 

I suppose that would be alright, lol

 

it's called Single's Awareness Day.

 

If I pass out watching ****, is that considered "lovey dovy"?

 

Only if you wake up in a pool of your own saliva and your hand down your pants.

I created a holiday like this... but it's for married people.

The day after valentines is "steak and a bj day" where the wife, (to say thanks for the day before and to apologize for being your wife), cooks you a steak, gives you a bj, grabs you a beer and then leaves you alone for the rest of the day.

 

Valentines day always make think of a quote by Ed Kemper:

"One side of me says, 'I'd like to talk to her, date her'. The other side of me says , 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick?"

LOL I know its sick. Have a good Valintines everyone. (And by everyone I mean everyone that is single.) LOL